The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

It seems the mayor in Wellington, New Zealand is hoping a nude cycle race will be called off.

The mayor claims he is against the race because the nude participants aren't required to wear helmets.

Ya, sure that's the reason.

Couldn't be those raunchy, bare bottoms engulfing the bike seats that's appalling to him, could it be?

There are about 100 people expected in the clothing optional race, which is aimed at promoting safe cycling and alternative energy.

Uh huh. Sure it is.

I'm pretty positive it's all just an excuse for some environmental nutjobs to streak publicly.

Attention-seeking freaks.

Besides, their reasoning for the race sounds rather contradictory. They are claiming to promote safe cycling and yet they're not all wearing helmets?

And, cycling in the buff doesn't sound all that "safe" to me. If they bail on the road, they could rip a nipple or bash a ball, or something.

Well, up to them, I guess. But, I can guarantee I won't be watching. Many of them probably shouldn't even be getting naked to have a shower, let alone bike ride nude in public.

Here are some not safe for work pictures that will make your eyes well up with tears:
London Naked Bike Ride
Nake Bike Rider Photo from Spain