The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsMmmm... Beer, Gurgle
It seems the Czech Republic has the world's first beer health spa.
Darn, I field tripped in Europe 5 years too early.
Czech Pilsner's the bomb.
The spa has been opened in the cellar of the Chodovar Family brewery, and while there you can receive beer baths, beer massages, and beer cosmetics.
They have 7 beer baths in which you can swim and enjoy a pint at the bathside bar.
So, my question is why not just drink directly from the bath?
Ew.
I suppose it's because, as the owner states, beer can treat many conditions, including skin problems. I guess nobody wants to take a swig from their own bath water if they're a leper, or something.
What I want to know is why us Canadians didn't come up with this fabulous idea years ago.
I COULD BE SOAKING IN BEER RIGHT NOW!
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Comments
Having very strong Czech roots, my family has always had a bent toward Czech beer. Budvar (the original Budweiser) for example, has been a staple at our family gatherings for years. However, I cannot imagine the therapeutic value of bathing in the beer. It seems to me like any beer which does not make it into one's mouth is wasted...and I certainly would object to drinking beer which had shared immediate proximity with my anus.
My solution? Drink the beer, bathe in water.
Posted by: Andrew Kaduk | March 29, 2006 08:37 AM
Would you want to soak in a bath full of Molson's, though?
Posted by: SpoonFighter | March 29, 2006 09:58 AM
Mmmmmmm.... psoriasis flavored beer....
Posted by: That 1 Guy | March 29, 2006 07:46 PM