The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

I don't know about you, but all of her talk sounds to me like she's trying to win the Republican vote. Like her disapproval of a Virginia amendment on gay marriage. Or her pro-gun, pro-hunting animals positions. Or, her stance on the ports issue.

She complains about foreign companies owning US ports, but she neglects the fact that it was her husband who approved the deal of the Panama Canal ports. And with her being virtually his right hand man, I wouldn't doubt if she supported that act whole heartedly.

And, we all know that she's trying to claim the Democratic leadership. Who does the moron think she's fooling as she hordes fund raising money? Sure she says it's for this year's senate re-election bid, but the fact is that she can move those funds to a different account when she's ready to run in 2008.

And, while fund-raising, moron Clinton has run into a number of problems, including having a sex offender arrested at her Boston meeting. The man claimed to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, but according to the Boston Herald, the man had been emailing Clinton all that week. A further incident happened in Chicago where she was heckled by some anti-war freaks.

And, in New York, the moron fainted after complaining of a stomach virus, or was that her shocking realisation that she joined the wrong political party, or perhaps it was her awareness that she's still married to an adulterer.

That's right, I'm going there.

How respectful can she be to herself if she's willing to submit to an adulterous marriage? I'm sure she would be a shining example to many young women if she were to be president. Hey kids, it's okay to look the other way, even when it's staring you in the face, knowing that your husband was actually IMPEACHED as a result of his embarrassing behaviour.

I wonder what it's like being in a seemingly loveless marriage for only political reasons.

But again, that's just my opinion.

And, I suppose there are benefits to being in a political marriage. I mean, she did get all those cool staplers, thumb tacks, and other supplies when she left the White House in disgrace.

Lol, remember the truckload of goodies she moved out of the White House when Bill's term was up.

As well as the above, Clinton is known be be involved in numerous controversies, and here, I will simply list them all with one comment: it's amazing how you get the sh*t pardoned out of you and how there is always "insufficient evidence" to convict you when you're the president or the president's wife.

That is referring to her association with these controversies, all of which are described in detail at www.psychcentral.com: the black panther defense and acquittal, the cattle futures contracts, of course - the Whitewater scandal, Travelgate, the Vince Foster suicide, Filegate, the Hasidic pardons, Rosen's indictment and acquittal, and her taking credit from her ghostwriters.

Now, there is also her foot-in-mouth dilemmas as she hugs a proclaimed terrorist leader's wife, Suha Arafat. Or, when she states that Mahatma Gandhi "ran a gas station down in Saint Louis." And, when she stated, "when you look at the way the House of Representatives has been run, it has been run like a plantation."

But for all her moronic actions, she has gained some notoriety.

She's been immortalised in wax.

Yes, her greasy politics has helped her achieve greasy distinction as Madame Tussauds' museum houses her waxy image.

Not only that, but she has gained notability as she receives the Purple Heart Award. Typically reserved for those wounded in combat, Clinton weasels herself an award even though she wasn't wounded and has never been in the military, despite her alleged attempt at joining the Marines when she was 27.

Ya, I'll believe that one when pigs fly.

You know, I certainly wouldn't accept it if the Purple Heart was awarded to me for no appropriate reason. I just find it rather degrading to the symbolic nature of the award to accept it without valid grounds.

I don't know, perhaps since she won the award, we could give her a valid reason and send her to Iran since she wants a war there.

Well, guess what Hillary, your award whoring isn't over yet because you just received an award for being this weeks moron.

Congrats again to The Waterglass for concluding that the moron wasn't actually Mother Teresa, but that it was Hillary Clinton.

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