The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns: Moron Revealed #23

Moron of the Week - 23 - Barbra Streisand
The Dragonlady knows butt ugly morons when she sees 'em because she was the first to guess correctly that Barbra Streisand is the Moron Of The Week.

That means that The Waterglass should be regretting saying that the image looked like him in his college days - lol, so Dave D., you looked like Streisand, did ya?

Congratulations to The Dragonlady on her win.

I highly doubt I have to explain why Streisand was chosen as the moron, but here are a few reasons why.

First off, she says so many stupid things, it's not even funny.

For instance, she once said,

"the idea of a liberal media bias is simply a myth."

Well, that's not such a shocking thing coming from a moonbat like her, especially when she lives in a "world of make-believe, with flowers and bells and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats" (words originally spoken by Homer Simpson, but apply here).

You know something that astounds me about this moron is how true she is to her name. Initials, B.S., it's beyond fitting.

I'm mean, let's just look at all her stupid ramblings.

There is, of course, her declaration of a global warming emergency, which I have written about in the past. BS, the bullspit queen, freaked out in an interview with Diane Sawyer, claiming that the hurricane Katrina was just the start of massive global warming disasters.

"We are in a global warming emergency state, and these storms are going to become more frequent, more intense. There could be more droughts, dust bowls. You know, it's amazing to hear these facts."

I'd say she was loony tunes, but that would be an insult to the cartoon.

And, when it comes to Streisand the hypocrite, she tried to sue an environmental protection group for taking aerial photos of the cliffs around her home. I'm glad to know that her case was not only dropped by the courts, but that she was forced to pay the legal fees of group and its founder.

The moron did refuse to pay the fees, however, and I'm not sure the outcome, but I would hope that she didn't pay and that she lands up in jail over the incident.

At least, that would be one way of getting her annoyances out of our hair for a while.

Now, Babs has also been known to have dabbled in political business, which she has no reason to be dabbling in.

She has been known to cr*p out more political bull than she should be as she masquerades as a tough activist and openly argues that Bush did not do enough to prevent the 9/11 terror attacks.

The wannabe know-it-all seems to think she has a clue.

Why don't you leave all the real work to those in charge and who are actually trained in these matters, and stick to your terrible singing?

Better yet, shut the f*ck up altogether.

She claimed that Bush should have been focusing on dismantling al Qaeda and building homeland security rather than creating a war in Iraq.

Hello, dumbnuts, what do you think the war's all about? And, are you so naïve to think that Bush isn't safeguarding his country?

Besides, miss Dumby-crat (no offense to those fairly level-headed democrats out there), as if your last president (Clinton) did a darn thing to dismantle al Qaeda when it was glaring him in the face. Why didn't you freak out on him for his neglectful presidency? That would have been truly deserved.

Oh yes, and speaking of terrible singing, remember the time John McCain went on SNL and butchered some of Streisand's songs? Lol, he really didn't have to do that because she butchers them quite horribly on her own. [video clip here]

But, regardless of her stinking up the place, she has been known to make some major changes in this world. For instance, she somehow acquired the power to rename Iraq. Apparently, Saddam was an Iranian leader afterall.

She further looked the 'tard as she misquotes Shakespeare - in a big way. Apparently, she bought into an Internet hoax and quoted some phony lines of Shakespeare at one of her rallies a few years ago.

Of course, knowing Babs, she blamed everyone, but herself and tried to justify the misquote anyhow. I don't know about you, but if I'm about to give any significant speech, I'm undoubtedly going to research the info first to make sure I'm using legitimate sources.

Talk about being a lazy campaigner.

And, when it comes to lazy, we do know that she can't spell worth sh*t. This person went so far as to create a Barbra to English dictionary

The moron and her writing's enough to give this English major nightmares for a year!

It's enough to make one sic.

And, to try to get away with it all, she shows even more laziness by excusing her stupid behaviour in her Truth Alerts. That's right, the moron has so many faux pas that she had to create a separate webpage to discuss and discount her idiocy.

Then, there is further proof of her laziness in what she says versus what she does.

She tells the readers of her website what to do and think, but she doesn't actually practise these behaviours herself. For instance, she's been noted telling readers to conserve energy while she trollops around the world in her jets, gas-guzzling limos, and vacations on power boats.

And, this is just hilarious...

"Streisand urged everyone to conserve energy by hanging laundry outside on lines, rather than use electric clothes dryers. But when asked if Streisand herself was using a backyard clothesline, her spokesman said: "She never meant that it necessarily applied to her."

So, Babs, what is your purpose on earth anyhow?

To be the quintessential hypocrite, or what?

Really, I seriously don't know why you hang around to annoy us all. Go back to your planet of the uglies.

Well, that's it. Although there's much more moronity from her, I just can't stomach it anymore.

Congrats to The Dragonlady. Now, I'm off to take some pepto bismol.

Comments

Well, if you put a mustache and beard on her, reduce the nose size a little...smooth out some wrinkles. Yeah, there might've been a slight resemblance.

Posted by: Dave D | March 10, 2006 05:30 AM

I really need to not read Moron of the Week first thing in the morning on Fridays. It leaves me furious, angry and pissed off (yes, three related, yet subtely different things) for hours on end.

Posted by: Jerry | March 10, 2006 05:55 AM

WOOHOO! You know, I was thinking it might have been that dumbass geography teacher from Colorado, but, well, I've been expecting Babs for a while. Because she is a moron, and she sings crappy songs, and see isn't even close to being pretty.

Posted by: DragonLady | March 10, 2006 06:42 AM

Uh, that should be "she" not "see." I think Babs attacked me with her no-spellchecking skill, and my saving throw failed.

Posted by: DragonLady | March 10, 2006 06:44 AM

I'm sure she heats her whole 10,000 sq ft house with solar power, too.
/sarcasm.

I haven't forgotten you Sam.
Really busy this week plus some family stuff.
Be in touch very soon... :)

Posted by: jimmyb | March 10, 2006 07:55 AM

You know I had a job interview once to be one of Bab's assistants.

One of my tasks would be to hand label each of the different types of roses in her rose garden.

True Story.

Posted by: Crackpot Press | March 10, 2006 12:39 PM

"So, Babs, what is your purpose on earth anyhow?"

You should know! Its to fill this page with content this week! I can see no other reason. That's gotta be it.