The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsMoron Revealed #25
Rooster Cashews has dethroned The Dragonlady after her two week long victory.
Congrats to Rooster Cashews for being our newest champion.
Yes, this week's moron is none other than Cindy Sheeh-- I mean, Susan Sarandon.
Obviously, Sarandon wins the title for many reasons, and most recently for her decision to play the role of extreme moonbat, Cindy Sheehan. Yes, Sarandon is going to 'ugly up' (more so) as she plays Sheehan in an upcoming movie.
I don't know about you, but I'd laugh my socks off if this became the bomb of the century. Unfortunately, too many people will be intrigued to see just how slanted the movie will be - despite how obvious that is. I'm just curious to know how Sarandon will pull off the repugnant Sheehan face as she cries her crocodile tears.
Yes, as I've said before, loss of son sad, but she's gone far beyond grieving and protesting the loss of her son, and she doesn't respect her son for what he was in life - heroic.
Nonetheless, Sarandon is a moron.
She has stated such buffoonery as Bush had "hijacked our losses and our fears."
Sarandon said terrorism could not be fought with violence and that most Americans did not want a conflict.Yes, and let's all kiss the moon and the stars, and throw peace signs to everyone while singing about sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows.
In case you didn't realise, I'm being sarcastic.
Of course, no one wants conflict, but most intellectuals realise that there is little choice in our present world when faced by extreme danger, terror, and hatred.
And, mother moonbat-to-be Sarandon has also been known to act the fool as she parades around in Torino with the Olympic flag.
How'd she get the part amidst a bunch of real athletes when she has no position as an Olympic athlete?
Because she's an activist celebrity, and particularly because her political perspective matches the agenda propagated. Sure, it belittles the real athletes and their accomplishments, doesn't it? But, what does she care.
There, of course, is also her needlessly outspoken laments as she disses Hillary Clinton for voting for the war. And, I find this funny because it happens to be the only non-embarrassing thing Clinton has done publicly, in my opinion.
However, I do like Sarandon's petty gripe calling the Team America movie "crass".
No sh*t, Sherlocke.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone, crass, who woulda thunk it?
She claimed that "the puppet film was unfair and unsophisticated." What I'd like to know, then, is what does that say about her since she felt threatened by something she claim to be 'unsophisticated'? No, I'm afraid that show was witty, accurate, and friggin' hilarious.
And, throughout her life, it seems 'mother theresa' Sarandon keeps up her facade as the peace-loving, has-the-answer-to-everything moron. She claims to have the recipe to end world hunger.
A simple cure really: everyone pitches in a few bucks. This coming from miss Megabucks.
Sarandon also states,
"The thing about hunger that is really frustrating is that ending this problem is within our grasp. It's pretty strange that the wealthiest nation in the world has so many people going hungry."Ya, strange... not so much.
At least, not considering we, as people, live within our means and as we acquire more wealth, our standards of living increases. Hence, this is why you don't sink your millions into solving hunger because you'd rather have the bucks to spend at your leisure.
You've grown accustomed to taking care of #1 even though you pretend to be a saint.
Plus, throwing a little money at people won't save them. We've all heard the give vs. teach fishing theory. But, you're a PETA advocate, right, so I guess starving people aren't allowed to fish either.
Now what do we do?
But, that's okay, let's forget the world's troubles and think about the more superficial things in life.
It seems that doctor Sarandon has the cure all for aging. Approaching 60, Sarandon gives advice to kids: don't smoke and stay out of the sun.
Gee, we couldn't have figured that out on our own.
And, Sarandon, the shrink, helps to improve women's better understanding of men as she tells us that men are untidy because they don't get to spray their territories with bodily fluids.
Seriously, she thinks that.
Remind me not to visit her home ever if she's got her moonbat hubby Tim Robbins pissing all over the house.
Ew.
And, speaking of the pisser, Sarandon keeps her Oscar award near the toilet.
Yes, the odd duck get's odder as she decorates her bathroom with the awards she has won. She feels this gives her guests something to look at while their in the john.
Whatever.
The screwball has definately given us many reasons to call her moron of the week.
Congratulations again Rooster Cashews
More on the moron:
If she were bald
Sarandon quotes
Boycott Sarandon
Sarandon plays Moe in The Three Stooges
And the world breathes a sigh of relief
The kids were scared, but it wasn't because the figure came to life
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Comments
Alla those podpeople look alike to me. Can't tell one from another. (And have stopped trying.)
;-)
Posted by: David | March 24, 2006 02:03 AM
Team America, F**K YEAH!!
Great flick.
Sarandick is an asshat, just like her uber-leftist hubby.
I think she's the man in that relationship.
Posted by: jimmyb | March 24, 2006 05:59 AM
Hmm, I was sure thinking that the Jessica Simpson guess was the correct one. Congratulations Rooster Cashews! :-)
Posted by: DragonLady | March 24, 2006 06:27 AM
Lucky guess on my part. I had just read a story about her doing the Sheehanistan movie. She seemed the obvious choice. Nobody else picked her, so that's the direction I went.
So... What do I win? :)
Posted by: Rooster Cashews | March 24, 2006 08:40 AM
Rooster say it isn't so... they are doing a movie about Cindy Sheehan? Omigod are the democrats going broke or what?
Posted by: susan | March 24, 2006 10:33 AM
man. I give up on these. I suck. I never win. I can't even come up with a guess.
Waaaaaaah!
ok, im done crying.
Posted by: moonbat monitor | March 24, 2006 11:39 AM
Look out sister reading your bullshit really is empowering me to finish law school. Where would you be with out you knapsake of white privlege. Wonder what else on you is burning...
Posted by: Octavia | March 24, 2006 11:45 AM
Octavia belched:
Look out sister reading your bullshit really is empowering me to finish law school. Where would you be with out you knapsake of white privlege. Wonder what else on you is burning...
WTF? When I see run on sentences, a spelling error like: knapsake?, and the word "empower" all together, I'm gonna guess this is a lib. And I thought libs were supposed to be the smart ones.
Posted by: Rooster Cashews | March 24, 2006 12:05 PM
Yeah, look out, sister!!!
Still kind of looks like oprah to me.
Posted by: von | March 24, 2006 12:27 PM
"Yes, and let's all kiss the moon and the stars, and throw peace signs to everyone while singing about sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows."
Well of course that isn't going to work. You have to also hold hands and sing Kumbaya ;-)
Posted by: Mark | March 24, 2006 05:15 PM
Lol, who wants to place bets that it was a frickin' whitey who wrote ^that^?
Moonbats Unite... as morons.
Posted by: Sam | March 24, 2006 05:57 PM
Whitey? WTF? I'm Offended. I thought it was a chinese person!!! I'm like going to sue or something...
Posted by: von | March 24, 2006 08:36 PM
Not you von, I mean the other loonie, lol, kidding.
Posted by: Sam | March 24, 2006 10:11 PM
kidding? Darn, I was going to sue you for all your mad blog money! ;-)
Posted by: Mark | March 25, 2006 06:04 PM
ya, oooooo, what's 10% of nothing again? or, maybe that person could acquire my nannying fortune, again, what's 10% of nothing?
Posted by: Sam | March 25, 2006 06:26 PM
hahaa 10% of nothing = my current fortune ;-p
then again, I might still be in the negative range. It's depressing to check.
Posted by: Mark | March 25, 2006 10:23 PM
I think Octavia is Sarandon. You hurt her widdol feewings. :^D
Posted by: Mark B. | March 26, 2006 01:55 PM
Why exactly does playing Sheehan make her a moron? If she is an ultra-liberal, playing Sheehan is very smart because it is pushing the left agenda down the throats of all the right wingnuts out there and shifting the culture even more towards the left.
Posted by: reasoninrevolt | March 26, 2006 02:49 PM
A movie? OMG! Gee, I just can't wait! UGH, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. They are freaks, total freaks!
Posted by: Doll | March 26, 2006 03:54 PM