The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsSearch Hits
Here are some of the many search hits I've come across over the month.
monologue french fries
crazy dog restaurant
submissive female slut
why was the canadian declaration made
nudist blog
How to tell if your retarded
monkey laugh sound effect
crazy activists peta
alcohol penis burn
negative impacts of spanking
what are the categories of burns
location of junk food
women wearing pvc
crazy glue
big fat butts
interesting place of ohio
blogs & rants
home bake meth
samantha+sex trailer
demise of the canadian tire guy
moose running
My favourites: I came up in the number one spot for "submissive female slut". Great, google knows more about me than I want them to, lol.
"Nudist blog", seriously, do they have a camera in my room, or what?
"Big fat butts", now that's just rude.
"what are the categories of burns" - well let me tell you. There's happy Burns, sad Burns, annoyed Burns, angry Burns, and giddy Burns.
Comments
I'd worry about the combination of "nudist blog" and "alcohol penis burn": that sounds, um, excruciating.
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March 22, 2006 01:09 PM
""alcohol penis burn""
I just wonder if they were looking to see if alcohol burned that part or if they did it and were surfering from it and needed to get rid of the burn.
Posted by: Ole Blue | March 22, 2006 01:42 PM
Yeah, I never did find that Samantha+sex trailer I was Google-ing for. Did you take it down? You really should repost it.
(-;
Posted by: Woody | March 22, 2006 02:59 PM
Hmmmm... nudist blog/categories of burns... Sure ya wanna go there?
(RUG BURNS!)
Oops. That just slipped out... naughty me. I'll just take my spanking from Mistress Burns, then...
;-)
Posted by: David | March 22, 2006 03:34 PM
Hmm. So, how do you find the search terms that linked to your site? Is it some kind of "insider secret"? I don't know the secret handshake. :(
Posted by: Mark B. | March 22, 2006 04:05 PM
What ARE the negative impacts of spanking?
And where's that french fry monologue?
Posted by: Dave D | March 22, 2006 04:08 PM
My favourite from my blog logs is Naked Lloyd Robertson. I guess my blog is steamier than I thought.
Posted by: Saskboy | March 22, 2006 05:04 PM
That's OK, my site used to be (and may still be) the #1 Google result for "Michael Vick Venereal Disease." And also a random string of profanity which escapes me at the time.
Just shows what kinds of elements I'm attracting.
Posted by: TSL | March 22, 2006 06:34 PM
"How to tell if your retarded"
The ultimate irony with this one is that they have answered their own question. "your retarded"? Please. Haven't they ever heard of a contraction apostrophe?
Posted by: J | March 23, 2006 10:16 PM