The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsShaking Hands With The Self-Righteous
I think I'm coming to terms with PETA/environmental freaks.
(almost barfed a little saying that, so maybe it's not completely true)
(also, sorry if I made you gag, too)
I'm saying this because I'm thinking they are perhaps the ying to my yang.
Whereas they are the resource conservationists, I am the ultimate resource squanderer (and loving it, I might add).
I have no shame in consume, consume, consume.
Oh sure, I have my pet peeves, like wanting the lights shut off as soon as anyone leaves the room. But, in my defense, it's more about saving a few cents than anything else.
Now, if you can't tell by the title of this article, I am not writing to inform you that I've given in to those freaks.
Far from it.
I suppose, really, this is just rambling, but I did have an awareness of how polar opposite I am to those freaky-deakies.
The PETA/environmental nuts out there should really be thanking me rather than condemning my behaviours.
Why? Because I am helping to maintain a balance on this earth. With their fanatic over-conservation, this world must be made whole by my over-consumption.
As opposite as we are, we create harmony by existing on the same earth.
So, freak away, you PETA/environmental doofuses because I'm right here maintaining the balance - all the while mocking you.
Just had to share that with you.
Comments
Uh..yeah, just a little barf there for me, too.
Ick.
Hooray!! Rampant consumerism totally rocks!!!
You rock, Sam.
(I am mocking them too. Asshats....)
Posted by: jimmyb | March 13, 2006 10:26 AM
I dont' mock anybody except PETA and hippies.
Unfortunately, the world is full of PETA and hippies.
Posted by: Mark B. | March 13, 2006 10:37 AM
lol ok Great article...
I'm so with you.
Freak on PETA... freak on...
Posted by: Brian Bowen | March 13, 2006 12:50 PM
So what's wrong with PETA? I'm a lifelong member of People Eating Tasty Animals. I love animals. They're delicious. I think animals have rights. They have the right to simmer in a nice brown gravy. Mmmmm.
Posted by: Dash | March 13, 2006 02:57 PM
Gravy rules.
Posted by: jimmyb | March 13, 2006 07:09 PM
Obviously your an ignorant person who has no morals towards anyone, and you feed into your own stupidity. Peta has been helping innocent animals against animal Crulty. To think they are a bunch of freaks just goes to show you dont know a thing about them. Oh and the only thing that stinks around here is you!You ignorant woman!
Posted by: Jazmine | September 21, 2006 10:44 PM
Obviously your an ignorant person who has no morals towards anyone, and you feed into your own stupidity. Peta has been helping innocent animals against animal Crulty. To think they are a bunch of freaks just goes to show you dont know a thing about them. Oh and the only thing that stinks around here is you!You ignorant woman!
Posted by: Jazmine | September 21, 2006 10:45 PM
People like you make me sick. You should be the one who get beaten to death, burned, poisioned,mauled, just like the poor animals that have to suffer animal crultey!
Posted by: Jazmine | September 21, 2006 10:48 PM