The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Don't those b*tches and hoes get enough privileges already?

Fur coats, diamond rings, and all the ping pong balls they can hold.

Yes, I am joking to all those huffing right now.

Australian strippers have won the right to take time off after taking their clothes off.

The country's Industrial Relations Commission on Friday approved new workplace rules for members of the strippers' union, the Striptease Artists Australia."

We've got rights to have public holiday pay now, which we've never had in our career before," said a union spokeswoman called Mystical Melody. "We've got rosters and set hours. We can't work more than 10 hours a shift."

The award also entitles unionized strippers to overtime, rest periods, meal breaks and maternity leave, she added.

"The majority of workers in the industry are women," Melody said, "so it's probably a really great thing for them to be able to feel confident of having a job after they've had their babies."

And, what's more is that they have their own union.

Lol.

Whores Unite!

Now there's a superhero team some men would enjoy fantasizing over.

What gets me is the part about maternity leave. Man, I hope so.

I don't exactly think a prego stripper is all that attractive to the viewer, but I guess I could be wrong.

Or, how about the stretch marks, extra weight, and lactating breasts after having the baby and returning to work?

Ya, I must say, perhaps some rights are welcomed to that "profession".