The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

By now, I'm sure you've heard of those handheld massagers, or perhaps you got one from a family member for a Christmas present one year (like I did) and then sold it the next year at a garage sale (like I did). But, now they have a new product out there called tickle.

Tickle is a tiny robot that rolls itself over your back and gives you relaxing tickles.

Ya, relaxing and tickle seems something of a juxtaposition to me, too.

Tickle is part of something called the tickle salon where you can lie down on a bed and a suspended tickle robot will scan your body, then tickle relaxation into you, or as they call it, tiredness and slackening.

So, you can enjoy your stroking session from a suspended robot's feelers.

Sounds to me like it's just one step closer to sex with robots.

First, they'll be tickling our backs, then....