Tom Cruise: Dimwit Extraordinaire

Yes, I'm talking about that whole Scientology vs. South Park fiasco.
123beta shares news about the South Park dudes, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, getting their episode mocking scientology cancelled.
Plus, evidently, Isaac Hayes, who plays Chef on the animated show, quit because he is a scientology nutjob and is apparently upset about the whole thing.
Boo hoo.
I do like Matt Stone's opinion, though:
"This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of Scientology... He has no problem -- and he's cashed plenty of checks -- with our show making fun of Christians."Exactly, he's a money grubbing mega-'tard, children.
Good riddance.
But, it is believed that Tom Cruise (moron #18) was behind the cancelling of the singular episode.
You know, Tom Cruise/scientology screwballs are so stupid for not realising that this act is making people WANT to see that episode more than anything.
If there's anything that will drive people into loving something - craving it, fetishising it - it would be to take it away from people or to make it almost completely inaccessible.
Although I could be wrong, I do not think this is a plot brought on by South Park creators and the scientology people to increase viewership/income.
I really do believe it is the scientology screwballs who are opposed to the episode.
They're just insane like that.
And, whether you claim it's a religion or not, I don't support those who insist on bullying others into their way of thinking.
A CARTOON IS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU!
Freaks.
(kinda reminds us of some other cartoon vs. religion fiasco, doesn't it?)
(here are my cartoons again on the mohammed cartoon freak out)
The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns






















Comments
Tom Cruise is protecting us from aliens, and for that I believe he deserves a little respect. Thank you.
Posted by: Dumpster Juice | March 21, 2006 11:28 AM
A CARTOON IS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU!
As long as it doesn't have the prophet in it you're not going to get hurt. Can we start a movement to have scientology screwballs become one word?
Posted by: tommy | March 21, 2006 11:38 AM
I heard that Cruise is a litigious prick, which is in keeping with L. Ron Hubbards philosophy of harrassment to attain the control that you want or need.
But, they might very well have pooled resources of celebrity nutjob scientologists to get the episode pulled.
Posted by: radmila | March 21, 2006 12:19 PM
Cartman says, "The first law of physics: anything that's fun cost at least eight dollars".
Posted by: Butch | March 21, 2006 02:15 PM
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nomi3
Tell Viacom. This is hilarious!
Posted by: Jett | March 22, 2006 05:17 AM
Excellent post, Sam.
I signed that petition, too.
Thanks, Jett!
Posted by: jimmyb | March 22, 2006 08:33 AM
Great post, I completely agree with you. I thought about posting about this, but you just did it perfectly.
Posted by: Leesa | March 22, 2006 10:47 AM
Well I was gonna put in my guess for the next MOTW but it seems that Cruise has been there done that already! On another note last nights episode was totally hilarious and I see future busts against the 'Scientology' religion. Thanks Chef for leaving the show it has taken a whole new direction for their plots!!
I agree with Jimmy and Leesa that this is a great post.
Posted by: susan | March 23, 2006 01:12 PM