The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsUnmarried Couple Or Hippies?
Article contributed by imaginekitty magazine
Here's a story about Black Jack, MO. Apparently, in Black Jack, you are not allowed to live in the same house with more than two other people that you are not related to through blood, marriage or adoption.
Olivia Shelltrack and Fondray Loving have been together for 13 years and have three children, ages 8, 10 and 15, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports.
Living together but unmarried for 13 years? 3 children? Hmmm, I wonder what the children's names are ... I'm betting on something like Sunflower, Patchouli and Garcia. This whole situation has the stink of hippies all over it.
'This is about the definition of family, not if they're married or not,' Mayor Normal McCourt said. 'It's what cities do to maintain the housing and to hold down overcrowding.'
Mayor McCourt may be trying to be over politically correct by saying that. Let's get it straight. Black Jack, Missouri is on to something here. It's not about defining family, preventing crack houses or overcrowding, it's about STOPPING HIPPIES plain and simple. Think about it, hippies congregate for a number of reasons:
- smoking pot
- free love
- smoking pot
- smoking something other than pot
- stinking up the place
- saving the whales
- making babies with dumb names
- and smoking pot
(You don't think they went to all of those Grateful Dead concerts for the music do you?)
This law in Black Jack, MO prevents the hippie commune and by extension prevents the hippie!
I offer a proud salute to the board of adjustment in Black Jack, MO for helping to put an end to the hippie once and for all.
God bless you Black Jack.
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Comments
All right Sam I admit it I'm a born again hippie.
It really hurts that you think all us born again hippies do is
smoking pot
free love
smoking pot
smoking something other than pot
stinking up the place
saving the whales
making babies with dumb names
and smoking pot
Actually what we do is
smoking pot
get the munchies
listen to music while smoking pot
get the munchies
smoke pot while stinking up the place
get the munchies
smoke pot
forget to save the whales
smoke pot then make babies with dumb names
get the munchies
and smoke pot
Actually I'm getting a little worried as I'm also a P.E.R.V. so I have to give up one or the other unless I smoke pot and forget
billT
Posted by: billT | March 27, 2006 06:49 PM
billT - (to paraphrase Homer Simpson) smoking pot: is there anything it can't do?
Although I don't touch the stuff, it sounds like it has its advantages when one can conveniently forget things in order to save face, lol.
Posted by: Sam | March 27, 2006 08:57 PM
In PA, they had a law like that that prevented more than 2 unmarried women from living in the same house. Otherwise, the apartment was declared a brothel. I think it was to keep large numbers of college students from living together.
Posted by: Jon | March 28, 2006 09:31 PM
...or hippies! LOL
Posted by: Mark B. | March 29, 2006 01:47 PM
Redneck.
Posted by: Hipp Hippie | April 3, 2006 08:47 PM
lol good read, i think im a hippie but i live alone :)
Posted by: Growing Marijuana | May 9, 2006 09:26 PM
How pathetic! Are you completely ignorant to assume that because a couple is NOT married that they are hippies?? If you are basing this on some moral premise or christian belief what a hipocrit you are to degrade the personal character of those you do not know and assume because they are not married they are hippies and do drugs. You are the epitome of why moral values have taken a different turn.
Posted by: Billie Jo Stoddard | May 17, 2006 05:58 AM
Sorry guys for posting this here but hope you understand. I am trying to get in touch with this person...
Hi Billie Jo. If you happen to read this post, please get in touch with me at george_sazo@yahoo.com. Hope you remember me. I've been trying to get in touch with you but no success.
Hope to hear from you,
George
Posted by: George Sazandrishvili | February 5, 2007 12:08 PM