The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

I asked people some time ago to send me zany questions so that I could answer them.

Here are my responses:

The Waterglass once asked, "What is the sound of one lap snorkeling?"

My answer: *shlluck* *shmuck*. Lol, you asked.

John P. Hoke's Asylum asked, "Why are manhole covers circles? Why do women wear one bra and a pair of panties (well... some women LOL)? What would you be doing if not answering these silly questions?"

My answers: Manholes are circle because that's how men like their holes. Just imagine what they'd look like if they were called womenhole covers.

As to the panties question, my response, paa-aa-anties? What are paa-aa-nties?

Finally, to what I'd be doing otherwise, I would get a mindless minimum wage burger flipping job during the hours that the kids are in school. Or, I'd paint.

I don't know, I think I'll stick to blogging.