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April 28, 2006

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I’m done with Bonaparte! [by Quietly Making Noise ©]
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It's Enough To Make Me Wanna Wretch

Here's your daily puke over at cuteoverload.com.

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Zap A Kid

It may be a game intended for Christmas, but you get to beat on little kids, which is fun just about anytime, right? Right?

Kidding, of course, but go ahead and enjoy Brat Invasion.

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PETA's Perverts Revisited

Ron Jeremy
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! Yes, porns most ugliest actor has inserted his member (his mind for once) into America's most ugliest organisation. PETA and Ron Jeremy penetrate the advertisement scene to encourage speying and neutering pets.

Of all the things that should be neutered, it should have been Jeremy years ago because no woman wants to look at that (unless they are getting paid good bucks like his fellow porn "actors").

So, essentially I'm gathering that Ron Jeremy is against overpopulation of cats and dogs, and that he would like to see more people speying and neutering their animals. My interpretation of what he's saying is that sex for pleasure is okay for animals as long as they aren't breeding.

With that, I present you with a list of porn movies for pets:

Mittens Does Manhatten
Deep Throat II: That Fishy Smell Is Coming From Pussy
Great Danes Do It Doggystyle
Fido and Fluffy Get Funky
Boning Bitches
Pimping Pussy
Madame Foo Foo's Bordello
Peep Shows For Pooches
Whips, Chains, And Catnip
Rover and Rex's Romping Room

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Dog Condoms Revisited


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dog condomsYes, I said dog condoms. I'm astounded by this one, I must say.

It seems the wonderful invention, the dog condom, was recalled because apparently it didn't work.

No Sh*t!

The creator of the meat-scented dog condom believes it is the owners' fault that there were 102 unwanted dog pregnancies and 15 near-choking incidents. He apparently thought that dog owners would "place the condom on the dog before intercourse and supervise the act".

And, what's worse, the numpty is now working on a female dog condom that uses some type of harness mechanism.

Dude, you ever hear of spaying or neutering a pet? Sounds a lot more logical to me. And, as if animals require a romantic setting in the first place.

I don't know, but a meat-scented dog condom??? Wouldn't both the male and female be trying to bite the condom off the male, and wouldn't that create a very unromantic predicament?

Nutjob.

And, why would we want our canines to go through the same embarrassing situations as Aprosexic did at the pharmacy line? Having to figure out what size they are. As an owner of the pet, do you really want to be the one to figure out what size your Great Dane's penis is? I don't even want to go there.

Or, do we want our pets to fear a possible sense of inadequacy when we tell the store clerk that we require a small doggy condom for our pooch?

I can't believe this thing even got on the market in the first place. It's ridiculous.

Here are some brand name condom choices for you.

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Fun With Fulla Revisited

Fulla
In Syria, they have a doll named Fulla similar to the Barbie, but this one wears a black abaya and matching head scarf. It seems that young girls there are obsessed with Fulla, who has her own prayer rug, and parents are hoping this doll will instill valuable morals and career goals in their children. It is expected that the Fulla doll will soon come in the form of a Doctor and Teacher, which are two respected careers for women.

Fulla sells for about $16 US, which seems pretty steep for a country who's average household income is around $100 per month. For girls, and many parents, "it has to be Fulla".

Sounds a lot like North American children, "I want, I want, I want" must be a global phrase.

I wonder if they'll ever consider coming out with a G.I. Jihad to date and do it with Fulla. I also wonder if the boys there do what the boys here did to Barbie and rip off Fulla's head and melt her body.

For me, it's good to know that a somewhat similar version of Barbie exists. It's depressing to see girls miss out on all the learning they could be doing with their Barbies because they are too busy escaping into the mind numbing, pathetic video game drone.

Ya, sure, you're going to claim that games teach kids this and that, but how much can they actually learn when they are just running/jumping, running/jumping, running/jumping repeatedly. It's so boring to watch kids play that s**t because there's nothing important about the games.

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April 27, 2006

Pyromaniaks

I don't know my French all that well, but this game doesn't require it after you hit the "jeu" "jouer" buttons. Basically, killl the robots, use the up/down/side-to-side buttons and space bar to leave bombs.

It's Pyromaniaks.

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Another Mind Trick

Now you can stop time in its tracks with this moderately entertaining mind trick.

So, what do you believe? Can you really stop time, or is it just an optical illusion? Read the info at the site for more details.


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South Park Character Revisited

Create your own South Park character at Planearium

South Park Sam
(Sam as a south park character)

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The Potty Protest

Now this is a big stink I could back up.

It seems a couple near Cincinnati are protesting the government's decision that disallowed them to put up a 6 ft tall fence around their backyard because of what seems to be wishy-washy laws.

Their retaliation to the decision led them to put up a large display of toilets, toilet brushes, and several appalling ornaments around their backyard.

Here is their website with plenty of description and photos of the home.

Ugh, look at that backyard, eh. That's just awful. Please, give them their d*mn fence already.

So, with all the toilets at their protest, I wonder if there will be lots of squatters, too.

You know, I would like to make a contribution to the cause. I'm sure my protest "movement" could get the government to change their minds.

Just let me eat some beans first.

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Plush Canadian Pussy Revisited

I get a lot of hits for this article, but I don't think it's exactly what they're looking for when they come to this blog. So, I thought I'd bring it to the front and really tick some people off, lol.

Okay, you people want some Canadian news?

Lol, here goes.

It seems a Canadian millionaire bachelor decided to leave all his money upon his death to his cat named Red.

David Harper, reclusive owner of $1.3 million, worked much of his life as a gardener in public service.

What will happen with kitty and the money?

"The United Church of Canada will administer the funds, in accordance with Harper's will, and be responsible for the three-year-old cat's care, feeding and veterinarian bills for the rest of its life, the newspaper reported."

Okay, if that's what a gardener makes, I'm switching jobs.


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April 26, 2006

Looks Painful

Looks like the world has a new invention.

It's called the Extender Plus, and it's a penis stretcher.

Come on. Be the first in your neighbourhood to try one!

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iPod Sex Toy

iPods are all the buzz... and I mean literally.

Now you can turn your iPod into a vibrator with the iBuzz.

So, when you see a chick dancing down the street with some buds in her ear, it may not be just the music causing the stir in her knickers.

I'll bet Diane's Stuff could come up with some great songs to go with this story. They already have the Beach Boys "Good Vibrations" listed, but I'm sure she could add to this list as she's the master of song selections.

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Terror Hotline

Crazy Sam 30 - Suicide Hotline

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Top 10 Jihadist Suicide Bomber Pickup Lines

1) Is that a suicide belt in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

2) Those 72 virgins I'm about to receive next week have nothing on you babe.

3) If I weren't planning on blowing myself up next week, I'd ask you to marry.

4) If you don’t leave with me tonight, I’ll go to pieces.

5) Won’t you grant a dying man's last wish for a night with you?

6) I’m planning to blast away next week, but how about you and I blast away this week, too?

7) You'll do... until I get my 72 virgins.

8) I’d blow myself up for you if I didn't already have commitments.

9) What's common between my goat, a suicide bombing, and you? I did my goat last week. I’m going to do a suicide bombing next week. And, I’d like to do you this week.

10) Since I'm dumb enough to blow myself up, perhaps you're dumb enough to sleep with me?

Bonus: You're the bomb, baby. Come here and explode me.

Just a reminder: Today is International Mock-a-Jihadist day! Have you mocked, ridiculed or made fun of a Jihadist today?


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Virtual Boyfriend And Girlfriend Revisited

Here are two articles I've combined into one since I seem to get a few hits for these.

Virtual Girlfriend
No way! This is new to me...

v-girl.com offers the public a mobile girlfriend to download and date. This artificial lady can be your constant companion who shares her secrets, provides conversation, and comes with realistic 3D animation.

V-girl also comes with the bonus of screwing you out of real money when you send her a gift, contains life-like emotions ('cause what everyone wants is some fake whiny nag that you can't even get busy with), and she increases your phone bill as you get more and more obsessed with playing the game.

Just wait, the next thing we'll see is a bunch of weirdos marrying their virtual partners. As if people marrying their dog or cat isn't disturbing enough.

Virtual Boyfriend

Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? And if you already have one, would you like a better one?

Boyfriends are going for 99 cents for a deluxe model or free if you're a cheap son-of-a....

You can create as many as you want for your friends, which means, that in the virtual world, you can become polyandrous and have open affairs.

How does Build-a-Boyfriend work?

First you choose a free boyfriend or the deluxe model, which costs you under a buck, but can be entered into a Boyfriend Contest. But, you must remember, once you've created your boyfriend, you cannot alter him in any way.

Sounds too much like real life, in my opinion. You can never change them to the way you like them, lol. Of course, the same could be said of us women; and yes, there is a virtual girlfriend out there for the guys. Just check to the right under Classic Sam, or go to build-a-boyfriend and switch it to build-a-girlfriend (although, I couldn't get it to work).

If you are lazy in love, then you can always get yourself a pre-built boyfriend who's been "broken up with" and he can be purchased for a fraction of the original price. I suppose this means you get to pay for someone else's leftovers, and that your new mate will come to you carrying some extra baggage.

Yup, that sounds realistic too.

I guess the best part of it is that you can break up with your boyfriend. So, even when it's a fake relationship, you can be an evil, manipulative bitch and dump his sorry a$$.

Welcome to the wonderful world of dating, lol.

I decide to get myself a boyfriend, here he is...

v-boyfriend
Jimbo
Age: 29 Girlfriend: Sam

Description
I like long walks on the beach, snorkling, and pooty-tang. Will you be mine, you sexy momma, you?

What a gorgeous catch, eh?

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April 25, 2006

Slowest Load Time In History... Or So It Seems

This has been claimed to be the longest webpage on the internet www.rstolley.com.

I'm not sure if that's truly the case, but it is just a tad long.

Just a tad.

I mean, I just opened the page a month ago and it's still loading, lol.

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Moooo

http://www.2on.com/
I'm a cow.

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ACLU: Wolf In Sheep's Clothing? Revisited

ACLU SMALL

Click on the sign to get a larger image of the ACLU's information board.

I was tagged a while ago to post a sign for the outside of the ACLU's offices, by A North American Patriot, who was tagged by Holly Aho - who was in turn, tagged by REAL Teen- Right on the Right who was tagged by Cao’s Blog who was tagged by Third World County who was tagged by Euphoric Reality.

I tag those who support or contribute to Stop the ACLU blog. Or, those who have a link to Stop the ACLU. Or, those who've seen a link to Stop the ACLU. Or, heck, why don't I just tag Stop the ACLU themselves.

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Pornstar Offers Self Again... Refused? We'll See

cicciolina
Cicciolina, aka Anna Ilona Staller, is apparently Italy's most famous pornstar, although I really don't know why.

She is remembered by the rest of us as the wacko chick who offered herself to Saddam Hussein twice in return for a peaceful conclusion to both the Gulf War and the Iraq War.

Now, the 55 year old is offering her body to Osama Bin Laden as a way to end the fighting and terror.

"I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims."
*shudder*

Trust us, one look at'cha will send Bin Laden hiding in a hole like Saddam did.

Time to retire lady.

Ick.

Seriously, you may all be going "me-ow" right now, but geez, chickidoodle, dye your brows or get a wax job, or something, anything, if you're going to fake blonde like that.


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Top 10 (or so) Bumper Stickers For Bad Drivers

1. Granny on board. (or, to not sexually discriminate, grandpa on board)

2. If you can read this, you're tailgating me because you're pissed off at my lousy driving.

3. How's My Driving? Dial 1-800- I Already know it sucks a$$.

4. Pedestrians make great speed bumps.

5. Caution: I may or may not be blonde, but I drive like one.

6. I'm Sorry. (ya, we wish they'd apologise for their terrible driving)

7. I'm not cutting you off, I'm just getting your attention.

8. Road Rage, Fear, Aggravation - My work here is done.

9. Lost your kid? Try looking under my tires.

10. Don't Honk: Driver yappin' on cell phone.

11. No I'm not a tourist, I'm just a really bad driver.

12. I stopped to think... and never got started again.

13. Warning: driver armed with lipstick and may use it.

14. Seeing over the steering wheel is for suckers.

15. Honk all you want, I'm deaf. Highbeam all you want, I'm blind, too.

16. Pardon my driving, I'm commutally challenged.

17. Why are you the only person on earth who knows how to drive?

18. This one's been done, but thought it was worthy here...

I brake for no apparent reason.
19. I'm the reason the middle finger was created.


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April 24, 2006

What Colour Is Your Ginch Quiz

Hat Tip: Not Exactly Rocket Science for this revealing quiz.

Your Lucky Underwear Is Red
You're confident and bold, and your lucky red underwear will only make you more sure of yourself. You have a great zest for life, and you tend to take on impossible goals - and succeed.

When it comes to love, it's hard for you to take the time to open up. You're too busy conquering the world.
So if you're looking for a little more romance, put on your red underpants. And see where their passion takes you!

Who needs luck when you've got red undies.


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Lego

These are some of the coolest, weirdest Lego creations I've seen.

I think the Lego Volvo is the best, but the Pinball one's probably the trickiest to put together.

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The Agent Who Shot Himself

Yes, the man who used himself as target practise while teaching a class about gun safety is back in the news.

Lee Paige was the laughing stock of the internet a while back (written about with video link here), and he is now upset about it. He's trying to sue the DEA who he says leaked the video.

The lawsuit complaint says that he "is the target of jokes, derision, ridicule, and disparaging comments."

Well, I should hope so. He made an a$$ of himself.

Dude, you were not being very safe for performing a safety lesson. You know, boo hoo if people are laughing because you acted the fool.

How about getting a backbone and laugh along with them for your stupidity?

If nothing else, this is a worldwide lesson that you taught us about not being idiots around weapons.

You've served your purpose.

You go now.

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Sex Gizmos

The future looks bright for the horny and perverted.

It seems sex toy researchers have looked to computer-human interactions in the not-so-distant future.

"There is a possibility of developing erotic materials for yourself that would allow you to create a partner of certain dimensions and qualities, the partner saying certain things in that interaction, certain things happening in that interaction."
Yet another step further from human relationships.

This field of research is appropriately called teledildonics, and it already enables people to manipulate electronic devices via computer technology.

Talk about bringing a new element to long distance relationships, or creating a new approach of having sexual relationships with complete strangers. Ya, I can see chat rooms getting a lot more nasty.

But hey, at least STD's won't be an issue.

And, when people say, "I'm going to go play on the computer", they're really going to mean it.

You know, I just knew it. I mentioned a while ago to my techie that he should invent something for touch with computers, seeing as they have honed in on others of the 5 senses, such as smell. Tough luck, MR.BIG, you missed out on this unique find.

But, until things like these actually make it to the market, for sex without human contact, people will just have to settle for sex toys and sex with dolls.

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April 21, 2006

OTA Weekend Once More

This is an open trackback article and also space to yap about whatever you want, bring up some blogging issues, etc.

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Has Hitler’s “Jewish Question” now become today’s “Gay Question?” [by Quietly Making Noise ©]
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Aw Cr*p, I Missed It

Oh well, I'll go celebrate anyhow.

How to poop for world peace.

It's such a warm feeling, isn't it? To know we all have something in common.

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You're Welcome

For this fabulous serenade.

Previous/Related: Moron #24, hooked, hunk for you?, the ol' wax job.

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Eyeball Trippin'

This optical illusion is enough to make your skin crawl.

Literally.


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Camel Toe, Anyone? Episode 2

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You are searching for camel toe so I've decided to be nice to my readers and I've found a non-scam site you can view your cameltoe "needs". Just follow this link. HA!


Thanks goes to Committees of Correspondence for sending these images my way.

They go well with the previous Camel Toe, Anyone? article, except this is more like a full body camel toe.

Camel Toe1

As Committees of Correspondence mentioned, it's a "paint job so good people walking by just don't notice".

Camel Toe2
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Moron Revealed #29

Moron of the Week - 29 - Cynthia McKinney
Yes, Blogonomicon is correct, this week's all-too-obvious moron is Cynthia "Dukes" McKinney. Congrats Blogonomicon for beating everyone to the punch (pun intended in this case).

When one thinks bad reputation in politics, one may likely think Cynthia McKinney - or at least I do these days. Many consider her to have political objectives that are as poor as her left jab.

And, yes, when I say jab, I'm referring to the sucker punch she threw at a cop after she was denied entrance to a Congress meeting because she didn't have her identification on her.

What happened on March 29th this year is quite funny and quite ridiculous at the same time. Funny because it seems like only a fool would punch a cop. Ridiculous because the fool happened to be someone elected as a US representative. You'd think a person in a presumably reputable position in society would show a little more class and common sense.

Anyhow, the result of the altercation was that McKinney freaked out, claiming it to be a race issue and that she was "inappropriately touched" by the officer.

Won't somebody please think of the female black congresswoman?

Puh-lease!

And, this is not the only race baiting McKinney has done. After a ruling of Miller v. Johnson in which her district was an unconstitutional gerrymander because the boundaries were unfairly based on race, McKinney angrily asserted that it was racially discriminatory for them to dissolve the district.

They ended up having to do a little switcheroo just to get her to shut up - however temporarily.

And, in 2000, McKinney wrote, "Al Gore's Negro tolerance level has never been too high. I've never known him to have more than one black person around him at any given time." She neglected the fact that his own campaign manager was black, but that's besides the point.

What the f*ck does that have to do with racism anyhow? Do you have to hang around a certain race just to prove that you're not racist? Good grief, Charlie Brown, Black, or Purple.

Geesh, give it a rest already, lady, I mean female black congresswoman.

Duh!

Of course, McKinney is known for other moronic traits.

Like, for instance, her belief that Bush had prior knowledge of the 9/11 attacks and that he and members of his administration may have personally profited from the attacks.

Now that's the pot calling the kettle black (pun, again, intended, but not racist, so suck it).

The quip is referring to her accepting campaign contributions from

"radical Muslims, including some with links to terrorist-supporting organizations."
Now if that's not anti-American, I don't know what is.

And, it sounds like someone's a little jealous of Bush, eh.

Got presidency envy, Cyn?

Seriously, what flippin' benefit could 9/11 have created for the government?

Ya, Bush has to deal with f*cknuts like Sheehan and anti-wargoofs, he's watching the dollar signs add up as a result of catching the bad guys, and he runs the risk of being labelled a poor president (as some foolishly declare).

Sure McKinney, what a benefit!

Despite the lack of support McKinney gives her country, Bush is succeeding in the efforts. So nyah.

That's okay Cyn, you're striving ahead, leaps and bounds, with your bill to disclose Tupac Shakur's personal records (thanks to 123Beta for the news).

You should be proud of that boring old broadcast, Cyn.

As for other dull elements of McKinney's political existence, she has voted moronically on numerous bills.

For instance, she opposed Bush's tax cuts, and indorsed instead the Progressive Caucus' "American People's Dividend" - I'd like to refer to the whole situation as the Caucus Representing American People, or CRAP for short. This dividend was to pay $300 to every person in the US, "the same for all whether a person paid $1 million in taxes or $0.

Isn't that like, uh... communism?

Equal treatment for all, but the corrupt government in power.

And, in 2001, the moron voted for imposing same day voter registration on election days. This dumb idea would have created the potential for more voting fraud.

Ya, 'cause the 2000 election went swimmingly, so let's really flub it up.

And, let's not forget that moron McKinney voted against banning physician-assisted suicide.

So, she's FOR aiding in murder.

Perhaps if the law would have passed, she could have been one of the first recipients of her desired law (ouch).

And, of course, in 2001/02 she was noted as possibly being anti-Jewish after it became evident that she attended a meeting known to give prominence to anti-American, anti-Israel, and anti-Semitic leaders. And then, a year later, her dad stated publicly that Cynthia's lose in her Democratic nomination was a result of "the Jews, J-E-W-S".

Like father, like daughter, I suppose.

What a proud moment.

Well, I don't know about you, but I've had enough of being appalled by her actions. So, if you are looking for change and have not already visited the blog, check out Dignan's 75 Year Plan. He says he will announce his intentions in running against McKinney by the end of the month, and you can read up on his decision and listen to his radio interview while there.

And, there's more McKinney madness out there, but I'm done with it all for now. Congratulations again goes to Blogonomicon for knowing McKinney is a moron.

More on the moron:

Legal action against Cynthia
Officer Considers Legal Action Against McKinney
Cynthia McKinney is a Racist
McKinney report cites assault with 'closed fist'
McKinney Case Goes to Federal Prosecutor


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Pussies Being Pleasured

... with food.

It seems a Chinese village is holding a banquet for 200 fiesty cats as a reward for their "hard work".

Hard work?

Cats?

How many rats do these people have that they need to thank cats for their hard work?

Maybe they're just feeling guilty because it's the year of the dog and they feel their cats are being ignored.

Actually, it has to do with how many rats they exterminated from the land.

"Residents of Sanjiang, in Guangdong province, wanted to thank the cats for eradicating rats from their farms."
The kitties' hard work is expected to yield the farmers an excellent harvest.

I just worry about the cats for next year.

They say that

"the village suffered a rat infestation after snakes were caught and slaughtered by local residents in previous years."
So, does this mean that the cats are next to be caught and slaughtered?

When will the cycle end?

Won't somebody please think of pussy?

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April 20, 2006

The Toe Whistler Of Tulsa

I think I'm going to rethink being an honorary Okie ;-P

Lady takes up toe whistling in Oklahoma.

I wonder if she enjoys a hearty meal of toe jam afterwards.

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1 For You, 1 For Me

At least one scientist out there believes that hard liquor helps houseplants sustain its erection.

Quite opposite to most men, eh?

The scientist says that a little diluted alc-y-hol - whiskey, vodka, gin, or tequila - stunts the growth of plants and keeps them from tipping over, but that it doesn't affect the blossoms.

So, I guess this means that now you can talk to your plant over cocktails.

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Things Are Sad When...

Article contributed by Lostinlimaohio, and reluctantly approved by Sam (reluctant because Sam loves the game that much, too).

I know that my elected "Leader of the Country" isn't perfect. I know that he has some issues, and that a good deal of people think he's a dim witted cowboy. And, sometimes I've even felt that he might be better as a cowboy than a President. I doubt I'm the only one, in fact I'm sure that there are times that he would prefer to be a cowboy...

But that still beats your leader being willing to turn in the keys of the country to be a HOCKEY player.

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper says that while running the world's second largest country isn't a bad job, he'd much rather be a hockey player.

Being a cowboy at least requires you to work... hockey is a game. And to think Canadians believe Americans lack work ethic.

Article contributed by Lostinlimaohio

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