The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

This is so very Homer-esque!

Apparently, German authorities have had to change 150 locks at a nearby nuclear power plant, or should I say nuclear panner plant, because they had lost the keys.

The Philippsburg nucular plant lost 12 keys in March, and a spokesperson stated,

"This has never happened anywhere in Germany before. The keys have simply disappeared."

I really what to know what the person who lost the keys looks like. I'm envisioning a fat, bald man in a white short-sleeved shirt and blue pants.

And, why has this never been an episode on The Simpsons?

It's perfect!

I hope the news article will provide the writers with at least one story to work with, because this is too funny.