Forever Known As The Penis Bomber
Apparently, some guy is being charged with weapons of mass destruction for
"sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery."
The man, Brett R. Steidler, sent the package after he realised he was unhappy with the results of his $8000 bobo surgery.
However, Steidler called the authorities before the bomb arrived and it was disarmed before it could go off.
His attorney claims that Steidler is mentally ill and does not believe his sentencing was a fair one since mailing a letter bomb is only a 2 year sentence whereas using weapons of mass destruction is 4-8 years. His attorney added,
"You shouldn't group this guy with people who drive truck loads of explosives to buildings or gather anthrax or do things for political reasons."The punishment may be a little excessive... but not his penis.
Hey -O!
At least, my guess is that his bobo turned out smaller than expected after his dr. allegedly botched the job.
And, considering he stopped the crime mid-way, and he doesn't fall under the actual definition of "terrorist", I don't think the charge is quite fitting.
Plus, he had to be a little loony to do either of those 2 acts in the first place: getting penis surgery and sending a bomb. Who in their right mind would risk injury to that particular limb if it works just fine in the first place?
I'm sure the dr. was just thinking of $$$ rather than getting to know the 25 year old patient and his purpose/psychological reasoning behind getting it done.
Not blaming the victim here by any means, just questioning the moral values of the service provider.
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Comments
Guy's probably going to blame "email spam intoxication" for getting him into this mess. "I couldn't resist the never-ending offers of ultra manliness!" Three words: Ronnie. Zamora. Guilty.
Posted by: Radioactive Jam
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April 14, 2006 04:38 AM
Is "bobo" a regional favorite, or a personal term, or what? I've never seen the word before.
Posted by: Dave D | April 14, 2006 04:59 AM