Here's Your Barf-Provoker Of The Day
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Find out what Tom Cruise's opinion on sex is, not that you'd want to know in the first place.
He believes that sex when you're not in love is "really horrible and pathetic".
Tom, I'm sure any kind of sex with you is just that, whether there's love or no love.
*shudder*
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Comments
EEEEWWWWWWWW!
Posted by: jimmyb | April 13, 2006 02:13 PM
ROFLAO!
Being a guy and all, well anytime is fine with me, with the opposite sex of course, not with Tom.
But the thing is Tom, WTF happened when there was no such thing as marrage? You wouldn't be here is the cavemen didn't do it.
Posted by: MacBros | April 13, 2006 03:30 PM
When sex is good...it's the best thing there is.
When sex is bad...it's still pretty good.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto | April 13, 2006 03:45 PM
hehe... We (Louisvillians, that is) disowned this little non-talented moron long ago...
Posted by: Butch | April 13, 2006 04:59 PM
Tom Cruise, huh now giving advice on sex, they marry and get divorced out there in hollyweird like it was a card game. Time to divorce this one and marry another one so that my acting career can move up in the world, you know I got to get noticed in the enquirer. duh.
It's all a game for them in hollyweird.
Posted by: Phil | April 14, 2006 12:08 AM
What a freak! I bet he can't count all the times he's had really horrible and pathetic sex, lol.
Posted by: mel | April 19, 2006 06:49 AM