The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsLottie The Lush
Yup, Lottie loves her beer.
The 3 year old cow has been surviving off ale that her owner has been feeding her ever since he learned that Lottie was dying as a result of a stomach blockage.
Perhaps he just thought the beer would help ease the pain?
Who knows what he was thinking.
Well, the vet suggested he try using brewer's yeast since no drugs were able to cure the blockagage, so I suppose that's how it all started.
So, there you have it. If you have a sick Betsy that you know is having stomach blockage, I guess you get her wasted.
I just hope you don't try taking advantage of her afterwards.
Ya, I can just see it now. People all over the world will be using this knowledge to bring their favourite bovine out drinking with them at the local tavern.
Comments
See, I've been saying this for years. Well, not this exactly, but that beer is the solution to everything.
Posted by: Tramp | April 4, 2006 01:48 PM
Beer... the cause of and solution to all life's problems.
Posted by: MrBig | April 4, 2006 02:06 PM
Um...still waiting to find out out about that 6-pack thingy (the pleasure is all mine I'm sure)... perhaps an all-paid trip to KY is in store since it's Spring-Break and all...
Posted by: Butch | April 4, 2006 08:38 PM
I have a paper from my doctor, that the beer is very healthy! :-)
Posted by: bnikol | April 5, 2006 08:26 AM