The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

» Future Headline: ElBaradei appeals for more time after nuclear from AbbaGav
In the wake of last week's apparent nuclear annihilation of two major cities, Mohammed ElBaradei, the head of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), has appealed to the United States and its allies for more time to determine the cause of the ... [Read More]

» Irregular Fowl Movement: Book Cover Fiction from AbbaGav
In case you're interested in a sneak peek at the cover of an upcoming near certain best-seller: Irregular Fowl Movement -- a bird flu novel. [Read More]

» TNOYF Exclusive: Extended Ted Kennedy Transcript From DC Immigration Rally from Political Satire Fake News - The Nose On Your Face
Ted Kennedy: Are you working? Crowd: Yes! Ted Kennedy: Do you have a good job? Crowd: Yes! Ted Kennedy: Do you love your family? Crowd: Yes! Ted Kennedy: Do you love America? Crowd: Do you mean love in the [Read More]

» Gloves: A Case Study from Pirate's Cove
Let’s start with this from ye olde landlubbin’ AP: TEHRAN, Iran - The president of Iran again lashed out at Israel on Friday and said it was “heading toward annihilation,” just days after Tehran raised fears about its nuclear ac... [Read More]

» Is the U.S. strategy of pre-emptive war more accepted now? from Atlantic Review
Former Sec of State Henry Kissinger -- the most powerful German emigrant in the US government in recent history -- noticed in The International Herald Tribune: The recent publication of the second Bush administration statement on national strate... [Read More]

» The Golden Anniversary of The Carnival of Comedy - The Comedy Report from Point Five
Well, its the Carnival Of Comedy’s Golden Anniversary. What an honor and privilege to be hosting on such an auspicious occasion! Unfortunately, when we “offered” to host, we really didn’t think an organizer as sober and respected as Spacemonkey woul... [Read More]

» Unhinged Teachers & Professors Of The Week. Let's Get Ready To Hate Bush! from RightWinged.com
When it comes to news on liberal lunacy on college and high school campuses, this week has been one to remember. The following is a compilation of stories about nutty professors and teachers that have severe cases of Bush derangement... [Read More]

» Late For The Skye from Diane's Stuff
Which happens to be the name of an album by one of my favorite artists, Jackson Browne, minus the “e” of course which added to the title pertains to Ms. Skye of The Skye’s the Limit blog fame, and a “meme” type post she tagged me with several days ago,... [Read More]

» Open Trackback Weekend from 123beta
123beta is now a proud member of Sam's OTA [Read More]

» Make Electricity, Not Missiles! from Conservative Cat
Okay, I've just about had enough of this whole Iran thing. Gina Cobb has an update on Iran's latest hissing fit. Apparently, if we attack Iran, they're going to send terrorists into Iraq to take it away from us. This... [Read More]

» File sharing philistines from ★imaginekitty★
Eureka! I’ve finally discovered why the music industry is against file sharing applications. If you’ve ever searched for your favorite band you’ll soon realize there are songs by them that you’ve never heard. If you’ve... [Read More]

» We CAN Clean Our Own Toilets from Committees of Correspondence
I caught the THE TOILET BRUSH CAMPAIGN on Michelle Malkin this evening. I have yet to find it necessay to look up an Illegal Alien to clean my toilet, but maybe this gentleman (?) has no idea what in entailed in this process so I joined a multitude o... [Read More]

» AngeR ManagemenT from Woman Honor Thyself
“You, sir, are a Neanderthal dolt. We’re right. You, of course, are always - as in unfailingly, never-been-right - so awfully wrong. You, madam, are the most intelligent, reasonable person it’s ever been our pleasure to serve. Of cour... [Read More]

» Iran's Machinations from A Blog For All
Iran continues to expand its nuclear facilities, all while the UN and EU dither and fret and issue useless statements. [Read More]

» Villatoilet from Freedom Watch
This past week L.A. mayor Antonio Villaraigosa gave a divisive speech on behalf of illegal alien protesters in which he declared: "Today we say to America: We've come here to work: We clean your toilets. We clean your hotels. We build your hou... [Read More]

» Make Illegal Immigration A Felony from Freedom Watch
Please go to Vote.com. Cast your vote to pass legislation to make illegal immigration a felony. The poll results will be given to the congressional representatives and senators. Here are the results so far of this poll showing that the majority... [Read More]

» Jefferson's Wall of Separation Letter from Freedom Watch
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof . . ." The controversial issue of separation of church and state does not stem from the Constitution. This view was derived at back in 19... [Read More]

» This one’s for Sam from ★imaginekitty★
Here’s a pic of my son with our favorite movie of all time. Sam’s House ... [Read More]