The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsPornstar Offers Self Again... Refused? We'll See
Cicciolina, aka Anna Ilona Staller, is apparently Italy's most famous pornstar, although I really don't know why.
She is remembered by the rest of us as the wacko chick who offered herself to Saddam Hussein twice in return for a peaceful conclusion to both the Gulf War and the Iraq War.
Now, the 55 year old is offering her body to Osama Bin Laden as a way to end the fighting and terror.
"I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims."*shudder*
Trust us, one look at'cha will send Bin Laden hiding in a hole like Saddam did.
Time to retire lady.
Ick.
Seriously, you may all be going "me-ow" right now, but geez, chickidoodle, dye your brows or get a wax job, or something, anything, if you're going to fake blonde like that.
Comments
YEESH!
Posted by: jimmyb | April 25, 2006 05:09 AM
*shudder*
It look-a like-a maaaan!
Posted by: MacBros | April 25, 2006 05:25 AM
Oh. Goodness. That's just...awful.
Has Bin Laden called yet?!?
Posted by: thirdee | April 25, 2006 06:22 AM
Um, yeah... That offer is sure to convince Bin Laden that the non-Muslim world isn't evil and worthy of being bombed to Hell. Idiot.
Hey, ugly Italian porn star: you're NOT helping, so shut the fudge up!
Posted by: Jason | April 25, 2006 07:24 AM
If you really want to tempt him, try a goat.
Posted by: kevin | April 25, 2006 10:49 PM
I hope she didn't include that pic. Osama might step things up.
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April 26, 2006 10:20 AM