The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsPussies Being Pleasured
... with food.
It seems a Chinese village is holding a banquet for 200 fiesty cats as a reward for their "hard work".
Hard work?
Cats?
How many rats do these people have that they need to thank cats for their hard work?
Maybe they're just feeling guilty because it's the year of the dog and they feel their cats are being ignored.
Actually, it has to do with how many rats they exterminated from the land.
"Residents of Sanjiang, in Guangdong province, wanted to thank the cats for eradicating rats from their farms."The kitties' hard work is expected to yield the farmers an excellent harvest.
I just worry about the cats for next year.
They say that
"the village suffered a rat infestation after snakes were caught and slaughtered by local residents in previous years."So, does this mean that the cats are next to be caught and slaughtered?
When will the cycle end?
Won't somebody please think of pussy?
Comments
On behalf of men the world over, I'm happy to inform you that we do, indeed, think of pussy every eight seconds. Thank you. Now what was I talking about? Stupid brain.
Posted by: Tramp | April 21, 2006 07:52 AM
I gotta get me a blow-up...
Posted by: Butch | April 21, 2006 09:22 AM