The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsSaint Hilton?
Since my weekly guest blogger decided she was too good to write for me this week, I had to pull my own weight around here for once and write this article entry.
Harrumph!
I guess that's what I can expect for being a cheap, non-paying underpants collector. That's alright, Lostinlimaohio works hard enough and deserves a break once in a while.
So, here's the article....
Paris Hilton: Mother Teresa she ain't!
It seems a director would like to cast, and possibly has already cast, Hilton for a role as Mother Teresa in an upcoming movie based on the prospective Catholic Saint's life.
Lol, Paris HILTON?
Paris?
Seriously, does the director know anything about that moron?
Similar features or not, Hilton is definately NOT fit to play Mother Teresa, that's for sure.
It's bad enough Mother Teresa's death was overshadowed by princess Diana's death, but now she's being played out as Hollywood's drunken whore?
Pitiful.
And, what the director had to go by in determining Hilton's acting ability were films like House of Wax and an amateur home porno. And, she truly performed cr*ppily in b-listed movies (in my opinion), so I can imagine how terrible the movie will be if Hilton gets the part.
And, what irony, eh?
Going from a woman who gave everything of herself, living a life of basic destitution from all worldly possessions to a Bentley-smashing, poodle accessory-carrying, perfume/cosmetic line-hawking, heir to a fortune (yes, I consider her pretty much just as at fault for her car's smash up since she obviously let her allegedly drunk boyfriend drive the car).
Gak!
I really hope the director rethinks this whole thing.
Comments
Sam, please tell me this is a joke! This is almost as bad as the rumor that Donald Trump wants to turn the 9th Ward in New Orleans into a giant casino!
Posted by: Stef | April 7, 2006 12:15 PM
That's nothing more than a publicity stunt on the part of the filmmaker. He's looking for publicity, and more likely funding for his films, so he makes a loud outrageous announcement involving the media's fave no-talent doesn't do much but shop superstar Paris Hilton. And the cherry on top is associating Paris with her opposite Mother Theresa.
He started this last year, but only started getting attention lately.
My opinion, ignore him and he'll go away.
Now I'd like to talk to you about my new film, I'm casting Charlie Sheen as the star in a new musical version of the Passion of the Christ called Oh Christ! It'll also star George Clooney as the Apostle Peter, Lindsey Lohan as the Virgin Mary, and a cameo by Mel Brooks as God.
It's gonna be a smash! ;)
Posted by: Vox Poplar | April 7, 2006 07:26 PM
Mother Theresa was what? 3'0" and Paris is somewhere in the neighborhood of 6' tall? Who would think that a 6' Blond could be a convincing Mother Theresa?
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April 8, 2006 01:51 PM
All I'm going to say is that if someone provided better health care to her slave labor employees I may have been able to have treated my head cold a little better, and been back to work faster.
Posted by: Lilo | April 9, 2006 06:26 PM