The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

The future looks bright for the horny and perverted.

It seems sex toy researchers have looked to computer-human interactions in the not-so-distant future.

"There is a possibility of developing erotic materials for yourself that would allow you to create a partner of certain dimensions and qualities, the partner saying certain things in that interaction, certain things happening in that interaction."

This field of research is appropriately called teledildonics, and it already enables people to manipulate electronic devices via computer technology.

Talk about bringing a new element to long distance relationships, or creating a new approach of having sexual relationships with complete strangers. Ya, I can see chat rooms getting a lot more nasty.

But hey, at least STD's won't be an issue.

And, when people say, "I'm going to go play on the computer", they're really going to mean it.

You know, I just knew it. I mentioned a while ago to my techie that he should invent something for touch with computers, seeing as they have honed in on others of the 5 senses, such as smell. Tough luck, MR.BIG, you missed out on this unique find.

But, until things like these actually make it to the market, for sex without human contact, people will just have to settle for sex toys and sex with dolls.