The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsSqueal Like A Pig, Piggy
PETA is freaking out again.
Whoopty doo.
This time it's about the US government using live pigs to carry out taser testing.
This apparently happened back in 2002, and PETA is complaining about it now that the pigs were used as part of a study at a military base to learn the effectiveness of various taser equipment.
PETA spokesperson, Laura Yanne, stated,
"This is (a) very upsetting video showing 11 fully conscious pigs being shocked with Taser stun guns".That's right. Let's save the poor pork and use PETA gimps instead.
(by the way, I'm not Tiger Woods, so I can and will use words like "spaz" and "gimps" all I want, thank you very much)
But, according to officials at the Brooks City Base, the tests could not be safely conducted on people.
Aw, but... but... can't we use PETA?
No fair.
And, it was added that
"No pigs died in the experiments and were used in other tests after the Taser study. Eventually, the animals were euthanized."So, what do they call that afterwards?
Smoked ham?
Mmmm... reminds me of my Easter dinner all over again.
Heh.
Comments
I'm no PETA but that is kinda cruel. I like the idea on using Peta as test subjects though.
Posted by: MacBros | April 19, 2006 06:05 AM
Shocking!
Posted by: jimmyb | April 19, 2006 07:33 AM
Ok, that was bad.
I'm sorry.
However, I have an idea for PETA.
Let's taser hippies and leftards, instead.
Posted by: jimmyb | April 19, 2006 07:36 AM
The pig is an honorable and noble animal. It is best dressed with cherry glaze served with oven baked spuds.
It's interesting that zapping pigs is bad, but PETA doesn't seem to complain that all police officers in most cities must subject themselves to pepper spray and a taser zap before they are allowed to carry the product on the streets. It's part of training and part of giving cops a reality check.
Come to think of it, it's especially ironic because the PETA types seem to be the same clowns who'd have no problem calling an officer of the law a pig. Hmmmmm.
Posted by: Debris Trail | April 19, 2006 06:26 PM
Perhaps electricity and SEASONINGS should come out of the taser darts...that would certainly speed-along the bacon making process!
BTW Jimmy...I'm thrilled to hear others using "Leftard" so openly...I felt so alone for a while! It just cleans the ol' clock a heck of a lot better than "moonbat" doesn't it?!
Posted by: Andrew Kaduk | April 19, 2006 07:16 PM
"Ok, Kermie, I'm ready for the big surprise you said you had for moi."
EEEEYAAAH!
"Ooooh, I kind of like it! Do it again, short green and handsome."
Posted by: Night Writer | April 20, 2006 02:29 PM