The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns: Virtual Boyfriend And Girlfriend Revisited

Here are two articles I've combined into one since I seem to get a few hits for these.

Virtual Girlfriend
No way! This is new to me...

v-girl.com offers the public a mobile girlfriend to download and date. This artificial lady can be your constant companion who shares her secrets, provides conversation, and comes with realistic 3D animation.

V-girl also comes with the bonus of screwing you out of real money when you send her a gift, contains life-like emotions ('cause what everyone wants is some fake whiny nag that you can't even get busy with), and she increases your phone bill as you get more and more obsessed with playing the game.

Just wait, the next thing we'll see is a bunch of weirdos marrying their virtual partners. As if people marrying their dog or cat isn't disturbing enough.

Virtual Boyfriend

Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? And if you already have one, would you like a better one?

Boyfriends are going for 99 cents for a deluxe model or free if you're a cheap son-of-a....

You can create as many as you want for your friends, which means, that in the virtual world, you can become polyandrous and have open affairs.

How does Build-a-Boyfriend work?

First you choose a free boyfriend or the deluxe model, which costs you under a buck, but can be entered into a Boyfriend Contest. But, you must remember, once you've created your boyfriend, you cannot alter him in any way.

Sounds too much like real life, in my opinion. You can never change them to the way you like them, lol. Of course, the same could be said of us women; and yes, there is a virtual girlfriend out there for the guys. Just check to the right under Classic Sam, or go to build-a-boyfriend and switch it to build-a-girlfriend (although, I couldn't get it to work).

If you are lazy in love, then you can always get yourself a pre-built boyfriend who's been "broken up with" and he can be purchased for a fraction of the original price. I suppose this means you get to pay for someone else's leftovers, and that your new mate will come to you carrying some extra baggage.

Yup, that sounds realistic too.

I guess the best part of it is that you can break up with your boyfriend. So, even when it's a fake relationship, you can be an evil, manipulative bitch and dump his sorry a$$.

Welcome to the wonderful world of dating, lol.

I decide to get myself a boyfriend, here he is...

v-boyfriend
Jimbo
Age: 29 Girlfriend: Sam