The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

I've been informed that Graumagus from Frizzen Sparks is getting another year closer to his ultimate goodbye (heh).

If you'll remember, he had created the Retrosexual Code in 2003. If you don't remember or don't know about him, it's a worthy read; the retrosexual is the kind of man I'd like to meet.

Here's a taste:

A Retrosexual will buy feminine hygine products if he has to, but only under protest. This falls under unpleasant things you have to fucking DEAL with. Get some Hagen-Daas while your at it.

But, that's besides the point. This article is about aging.

Graumagus is turning 35.

And, to Graumagus, 35 means midlife crisis time.

I think it's the perfect time for a good, old-fashioned, midlife crisis. To do something utterly stupid that will probably embarrass me for years to come.

Your job: to come up with the best, most outragious, midlife crisis-themed activity, action, or otherwise.

YOU are going to choose what utterly stupid shit I do to celebrate my downward slide into the permanent dirtnap.

It's important that you read the Graumagus rules and information before entering the contest, but you could be the winner of a surprise prize and have some blogospheric fame if your entry wins it. As Graumagus says,

Spread the word far and wide, folks. This is your one and only chance to fuck with my life for your own twisted amusement.