The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

This post greedily submitted by Lostinlimaohio, in hopes that Sam and I make lots and lots of quick cash.

A while back, I told you about Boo Boo, the chicken who was given CPR after nearly drowning. It was a funny story.

Well, Boo Boo DIED. Yep, the ol chick kicked the bucket, and is now roaming the green pastures of some other place. It's times like this that really get to me, and leave me wondering just how I could find a way to make a quick buck off this sad event.

Thankfully, some other greedy people came up with a great way to make money off the new found attention that some missing and presumed buried near a farm house, guy Hoffa is getting. They've started selling Hoffa cupcakes. And it seems to be making a healthy wad of cash for them.

Sam could use a few extra bucks... as could yours truly. So, I'm not going to waste anymore time getting to my new cold cash making idea.

Now, I don't want anyone getting the idea that this whole idea is just greedy marketing to make money for either Sam or myself.

Cause, it's not.

After all, it's not like I was actually hunting down Boo Boo over the last few weeks while I've been MIA here. Nope, I had nothing to do with the timely death of Boo Boo.

So, since it wasn't me that choked the chicken to begin with to make it a household name, and I didn't kill it off now - it's not like it is my fault the thing finally died. It just so happened that Boo Boo's death came at a time when I've been lucky enough to have already read about the Hoffa Cupcakes.

And, really- if I can't make a lil extra cash for Sam and me, then what is the point of even talking about the dead chicken to begin with?

~~Boo Boo Cup Cakes, made to order, for a limited time only, specially priced at $122.99 a piece (US funds only). Each cupcake is personally baked by the people at the store down the road from me, in your choice of chocolate or white cake, with some sort of icing (the cheaper kind, not that fluffy creamy kind) and comes with a souvenir rubber cock- for use as decoration only. Please allow 17-123 weeks for delivery.

This article submitted by Lostinlimaohio