The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Oh ya, you gotta love a crazy list like this one.

Here are some people who are believed to have died in the bathroom.

That's the sh*ts.

The only one I know of off hand is Elvis, so let's see who else bit the big one on the john.

Well, Claude François's death doesn't seem too bright, now does it (pun intended).

After reading it, all I've got to say is if you have a heart condition, don't try too hard to take your dump. Let it come naturally. Weird, eh, it seems a lot of people died of heart problems while on the can.