The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

There is yet another reason for the perverse to stay indoors rather than find a real life partner.

The adult film industry is attempting to beat Hollyweird to the punch in delivering burnable porn dvds to the Internet.

"Starting Monday, Vivid Entertainment says it will sell its adult films through the online movie service CinemaNow, allowing buyers to burn DVDs that will play on any screen, not just a computer."

"The rest of Hollywood stands back and watches and lets the pornography industry work out all the bugs."

So, soon, you'll all be able to wank off easier than ever. Just don't jizz up those dvds before you get the chance to pop 'em in the player.

(lol, you're welcome for the graphic imagery).

[read more on the Hollywood downloadable movie controversy here. Perhaps Hollyweird is just going to have to pay their stars a bit less that millions and millions per movie. Kinda like how hockey hit its breaking point.]