The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

This is an offer to anyone who would like to have a hand in writing at The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns. Simply send me something that I can post for you, and I will gladly give your blog a little link love in return. Read on to find out how.

Sam is looking for writers who:

1) Be funny - or at least make a decent attempt at it. Variety welcomed.

2) Be frothing at the mouth anti-PETA. Anything anti-PETA will be considered, and if you'd like to try your hand at a PERV post, go for it.

3) Accept a quality control bureaucracy of Sam re-editing the post for English and grammar and accept underlining with a red pen IN BOLD to appease her scholastic training.

4) Accept that the timing, ordering and logical position of the posting is going to be random to all others except Sam (ha ha, ya right).

5) Accept that an editorial review process of posted facts does not exist. If you make up a fact, at least be convincing or have previous work experience at the New York Times.

6) Never post anything that makes Sam libel. Besides, it’s easy to fix libel issues; just use the “They’re coming right for us� rule of hunting technique as appropriately applied to blogging.

7) Accept the same creative commons license as Sam.

8) Be willing to accept that words may/will be Canadian-ized, such as neighbour, humour, colour and words like route will be pronounced “root� and not “r-ough-t�.

As always, here’s the profit sharing model for this website:
Step #1: collect underpants
Step #2: ??
Step #3: Profits

Basically, since Sam’s a greedy capitalist none of the underpant-blog collecting profits will be split. You’ll have to settle for a link to your site in the posting as your only reward. No refunds, sorry. If you are unlucky enough to get some of the traffic, then you are stuck with it.

You can e-mail sam at this site or post a comment here. Read the FAQ for the e-mail address if you can't guess it.

Don't worry LILO, I'm not trying to replace you and I'm not doing this because you've been having computer dilemmas, I just want to offer some readers here the opportunity to write something at The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns.