The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Well, now you can for a simple fee.

It has been reported that

"the women in the industry take pride in their jobs and often get "sexually excited" by their own dirty work."

Oh sure, they claim that phone sex operators aren't

"really bored old hags who file their nails while talking filthy."

Even the elderly, ugly, and possibly the manly can be aroused by dirty talk, you know.

I'm sure I'll still be going strong by 90... not that you needed to know that or anything.

But, they say it's not the easiest job in the world.

Sure, it's nothing as simple as brain surgery or rocket science. That's a chimp's work.

A good phone sexer has to be open-minded about some strange requests. For instance, Austin [a phone sex operator] knows a man who likes to pretend he's shrinking her down to two inches in height for sex.

And, if you can handle a little oddness, this Not Safe For Work website shows you just what the fetish is all about.

But, you know, after researching it, I've found that Canadians aren't that shy when it comes to phone sex.

More than one-third of Canadians (36 per cent) admitted to having intimate phone conversations with a close friend or partner.

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