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Mark McGovern, the man who got p*ss a$$ drunk, literally on a flight to Washington has been sentenced to 7 months in prison for his actions.
Last November, McGovern caused the airline flight to be diverted after he began peeing in the aisle and lighting a cigarette.
Maybe the alarm clock incident in the airport scared the p*ss out of him.
Oh. Oh, ya. That was 2 separate incidents.
Actually, McGovern is believed to have been drunk at the time of his interuption since he has been told to head to alcohol rehab after his sentencing.
The alarm clock incident, on the other hand (get it... hand, like hands of a clock... hoo boy, that was bad) happened in China.
An alarm clock that went off in an airline passenger's bag caused panic at an airport in the Chinese city of Guangzhou.Lol, the owner was allowed to board as long as she promised that it wouldn't go off again.The alarm went off just as the luggage passed through an X-ray machine, causing passengers and airport staff at Baiyun International Airport to scatter, China Daily reported Tuesday.
Hey, at least she didn't have to promise that she'd stop time before boarding.
Comments
So the guy who peed on an airplane is serving more jail time than the short guy who molested a 12 year old girl...
Can I get out of the handbasket now?
Posted by: TheWriteJerry | May 30, 2006 07:10 AM
The guy who peed is prosecuted under terrorism laws.
So maybe we should consider child molesters, even priest child molesters as terrorist because they do terrorize children.
Posted by: Ole Blue | May 30, 2006 08:35 AM
Hey, I have first hand knowledge of this incident. Why? I'm him. I didn't pee in the aisle. I peed on the wall of the plane where no one saw me after I was denied permission to get up to use the bathroom. Was I drunk and out of control? You bet.
Posted by: Mark McGovern | July 24, 2006 11:03 AM