The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Apparently, one odd duck of a school in Arizona is banning the use of ketchup (or was that catsup) bottles.

They even chose to punish one student for sneaking some of the "contraband" into the school for their frickin' lunch. The school also "called the parents of several others found with the contraband."

Oh, foreshame. Ketchup bottles in the school.

Whoa is me.

Won't somebody please think of the children.

The bottle smuggling began after the school limited ketchup packet use to three packs per hamburger - extra packets cost 25 cents each.

What a d*mn rip off. No wonder the kids protested through smuggling.

Although they say the kids can bring their own packets to school, they say no to ketchup bottles because it would be a "health code violation".

Is it just me, or does anybody else think this is being extremely overprotective and completely irrational?

F*ck, kids spit on the walls, flick boogers at each other, and sh*t like that. I think they can screw their d*mn "health code violations".

I think this is just another case of authorities power tripping, especially after reading this part:

The policy was adopted because administrators were fed up with students stomping on ketchup packets and squirting the red goo on sidewalks and hallways.

Whatever.