The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Nothing beats a Friday than one with a little RCMP gay lovin'.

I really can't top Shock and Blog's wording on this story, so I'm really persuading you to go there and read it for yourself.

But, I said I'd give it a shot at making the funny with this story, so here goes. I apologise now to those whom I offend - all merely in good fun even if it is a little raunchy and in bad taste.

On a Friday night in Yarmouth this June, Const. Jason Tree and Const. David Connors will don their scarlet dress uniforms, stand before family, friends and co-workers and wed in the first same-sex marriage in the RCMP’s storied history.

But, you know, the RCMP is going to have to stop serving and protecting since they apparently are doing more servicing and injecting.

Boo, ouch, that one sucked.

Okay, here's more.

Hey, at least they have the handcuffs. Perhaps the romance started with a little handcuff teasing in the locker room.

Okay, that one wasn't so bad.

Here they come to save the gays!

Ya, that was just stupid.

But, I guess these mounties can stop riding horses. I mean, they've got each other for that now.

Now, here's where it gets really bad...

Will this dynamic duo have new duties while on the force?

Will they be responsible for catching new criminals?

Perhaps they can catch the arse bandits or investigate sh*tstabbings.

See, told you this would be bad. Can't say I didn't warn you.

But, seriously, go check out Shock and Blog, who was funny, much cleaner than mine, and has the link to the full article.