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Dangerous Questions women ask.
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Better answer is what? Dottie I can't hear you!
Seriously, the whole thing is stupid. it's set up like a game where your girl tries to trap you and you escape by lying, flattering, and dodging.
Women do ask all those questions but I don't lie any more I just tell the truth followed with I love you.
Works much of the time.
Posted by: mice | May 12, 2006 05:37 PM
I thought it was fairly lame until I saw this...
Do you want another beer?
Hell yeah.
Posted by: tommy | May 12, 2006 09:57 PM
The proper answer to all such double-bind questions is a counter-question that completely changes the subject while imputing situational inappropriateness to the original query. For example:
"Must I think about that when I'm trying to budget for our vacation in the Berkshires?"
Alternately (and somewhat more riskily):
"Do you have to ask me a question like that when the Giants are on third-down-and-seventeen?"
This tactic will ensure an adequate degree of confusion, causing the original dangerous question to be forgotten.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto | May 13, 2006 03:51 AM
It helps if you carry around a cup of coffee or a soft drink you can drop,
Women expect men to be clumsy, it will distract her and you may not have to answer a question like
"does this dress make me look fat?"
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May 13, 2006 05:09 AM