The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsNo More A$$ Cracks?
It appears some have been working on a way to eliminate builders' bum:
Builders may no longer be able to flash their bums thanks to a pair of stay-put pants that stretch like skin.Boo, that's the best part of hiring a plumber - the arse crack.After studying 6,000 men inventors came up with a cotton-spandex mix specially cut to give a unique eight-way stretch that clings to avoid flashing any flesh.
According to the Mirror a spokeswoman for manufacturers Jockey said: "This is officially the end of builders' bum."
However, Chris Windle from Housebuilder magazine said: "I reckon they're more for trendy teenagers than blokes on building sites."
The boxers are on sale for £10.
But, how many of these fellas are so concerned about their aesthetic appearance that they'll bother buying the boxers?
My guess is not too many.
I'm sure they prefer the free range rump over the caged crack.
Comments
Clicked the link.
Didn't need to see that.
My eyes, my eyes....
Posted by: Howard Larson | May 17, 2006 02:07 PM
Or men can learn how pants work. AKA, over the *waist,* not the hips. Hips are for attractive women and pansy metrosexuals I don't EVER want framing my house.
Posted by: Boxing Alcibiades | May 17, 2006 02:57 PM