The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

I sure hope not because this story really says it all.

It seems a supermodel, Tatyana Simanava, took a step in the wrong direction while on a trip to a modeling appointment.

She had asked for directions to the bathroom while on the luxury bus (this alone displays the smarts of a model if she can't find a bathroom on a frickin' bus), and when she headed to the loo, she opened the wrong door and flopped out onto a Brooklyn, New York City, highway.

Duh.

And, of course, what else would you expect from a fool who's embarrassed herself, she is now upset with the bus company for not providing adequate cautions at the door exits.

You know, if you're stupid enough to walk through a door without looking first, then...

She ended up with a bruised right arm and jaw, so she should be thanking her lucky stars that she's even alive rather than playing the blame game.

And, even though she said she's not angry about it, it is predicted that she will sue over the matter.

I smell a publicity stunt.

Not of her falling out the bus, but her going for a lawsuit because she bruised her d*mn self.

Oh, boo hoo.

Her tragic case will end up in the tabloids for sure if she pursues a lawsuit, so that, to me, would be the only reason she'd sue.

Of course, she'll probably claim that the event was traumatic for her and she'll be suffering years upon years of emotional issues, which will cause her to spiral into a deep depression and never be able to have kids because she's afraid that one day they will suffer the same trauma, and the only way she will ever be able to deal with these thoughts is by seeing the world's highest paid psychiatrist and yoga instructor, so she needs the money from the lawsuit to support her nut doctor expenses and to bring justice to such a horrific and senseless tragedy. And, of course, she'll also add that she's doing this so that nobody else has to suffer like she did.

You know that's the standard clause for any lawsuit.

And, you know what else? I started this as an exaggeration, but in reality, it's probably not too far from the truth.

Thanks goes to Jim for sending this tidbit of supermodely goodness.