Aw, Come On, Choose A Sexy PERV
PERV hosts the WORLD'S SEXIEST MEATATARIAN awards.
Please nominate the sexiest meat eater alive: a celeb, someone you know, or yourself, and be sure to send in a picture of the nominee (photo dimensions: no greater than 450x450 pixels). Both a male and female will be chosen as winners. A hint: they are probably not on the GoVeg list. For more on the People for the Ethical Rights of Vegetables, read here.
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Angelina Jolie
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/1418557.stm
And the actress has also said she enjoys eating raw meat and sleeping with knives.
http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/102905_basenji.shtml
Asked if she planned to acquire a puppy for her adopted four-year-old son Maddox, who was born in Cambodia, Jolie replied, "We've already introduced small amounts of canine meat into his diet, so we might wait until he's old enough to understand that not all dogs are for eating."
Jolie bristled when a reporter asked if Jolie didn't think it was unusual to feed a child dog meat.
Posted by: Dan Kauffman
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May 26, 2006 12:02 AM
My favorite T shirt says, "I Love Animals, They're Delicious!"
Also, thanks for being great. You made my top five again. Of course, you make it hard for anyone to beat you.
Posted by: Tramp | May 26, 2006 12:18 AM
Can we nominate you, Sam?
Posted by: jimmyb | May 26, 2006 09:01 AM
Tramp - thanks, cool. Glad to be hard to beat.
jimmyb - yes, but someone has already nominated me and I'd like to see other nominations come in too, so you can nominate someone else if you'd like.
I'd like to get as many nominations on the list as possible in both male and female categories.
Posted by: Sam | May 26, 2006 01:52 PM
How about the late Frank Purdue? Wasn't he the one who went on camera and deadpanned, "We've got the best legs and breasts in the business"?
The feminists went berserk.
Posted by: Asher Abrams | May 28, 2006 02:12 PM
And what discussion of Frank Purdue would be complete without noting his company's famous contribution to international understanding; when his famous slogan was translated into Spanish, consumers in Mexican markets learned that "it takes a hard man to make a chicken aroused
http://www.fairfieldweekly.com/gbase/News/content.html?oid=oid:106807
Sam we need to define what is meant by
"Meat Lover" ;-)
Posted by: Dan Kauffman
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May 28, 2006 10:17 PM
LOL
Ya, people, don't go out lovin' animals a little too much just to get yourselves nominated for the PERV award. Simply eating the stuff is enough.
LOL
Posted by: Sam | May 28, 2006 11:47 PM
Well, my motto is PETA. "People Eating Tasty Animals"...and I do not mind sharing how much I enjoy my 'Porterhouse steak'...anyone care to join me...and the A1 Sauce belongs on the side please..never ruin your meat with all that sauce on top of it. Daddy taught me well..............lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Posted by: Layla | May 30, 2006 09:28 PM