The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsNow That's Charity
This man loves to give, especially to women on his desk.
The manager of a charitable fundraising enterprise in Davenport has been fired for alleged financial mismanagement, drug use and having sex with a woman on his desk.Apparently, the man, Chris T. Coppinger, was fired after he was caught with $1000 in cash and cheques in his office, as well as a condom and a jar of urine.
To make matters worse, it was alleged that while he was in the building, he would smoke pot, drink, have porn on his computer, have sex with someone on his desk, and he ordered a 15 year old co-worker to piss in a jar.
How does one get to such a position in life (although not an extremely high one) when they're clearly not deserving it?
Plus, how freaky was this guy to keep a jar of a 15 year old girl's urine?
He sounds like he has more than just one screw loose.
But, what I want to know is why this guy hasn't been thrown in jail for keeping a kid's piddle in his office? Or, at least toss him into a mental institution.
I just hope that jar wasn't used to quench his thirst.
Ew.
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My guess (and this is only a guess) is that he planned to use the girls urine in case of a drug test.
In today's drug testing environment, which has gotten much more sophisticated, about the only way to beat a test is to have some clean urine on standby.
Not that i have any first-hand knowledge or anything...i read it on the internet...yeah...
Posted by: mark nelson | May 18, 2006 09:50 AM
But, doesn't the test disclose whether it's from a male or a female?
"Uh, sir, did you know you're pregnant?"
Posted by: Sam | May 18, 2006 01:39 PM