The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsCosmetic Surgery Has Sunk To A New Low
A penis article Monday calls for a vagina article on Tuesday.
It seems that more and more women are going in for vaginoplasty.
Lol, ya, there is such a thing.
It's cosmetic surgery for a female's lower region where they tighten the vagina to increase friction and sensation.
I guess basic kegals aren't cutting it.
I can see it now. Kegals, then cosmetic surgeries, and finally they will begin holding vaginal exercise classes. They'll probably even promote it with honeymoon specials where you can tighten your twat in only 5 weeks.
Geesh, I don't look forward to watching celebs show off their new makeovers for this one, or hearing the stories of people's vaginoplasties gone wrong.
So, how many guys out there want this job, and what would they call the doctor anyhow?
A Bush Chopper? Coochie Cutter? Or, perhaps a Snatch Sculptor.
And, what do we call it after the surgery?
A beefed up beaver, an augmented oyster taco, a mended meat grinder, doctored dick depot, or overhauled oval office?
How about a reconditioned rug, or perhaps a patched up panty hamster?
Got any better ones?
Comments
I'm... going to pretend I never saw this post. *quickly walks away*
Posted by: Jason![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.samanthaburns.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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May 9, 2006 10:16 AM
LMAO @ "tighten your twat"
That was a classic!
Posted by: moonbat monitor | May 9, 2006 11:30 AM
OMG! HILARIOUS!!
"A beefed up beaver, an augmented oyster taco, a mended meat grinder, doctored dick depot, or overhauled oval office?"
Only you, Sam! Only you!
Posted by: vilmar | May 9, 2006 11:35 AM
First, the porn industry runs the internet, now it is running plastic surgery. You know damn good and well if it would not be for porn stars no one would have thought of doing the vaginaplasty!
Posted by: Ole Blue | May 9, 2006 11:42 AM
Just wait for the inevitable "reality" tv show Extreme Camel Toe Makeover
Posted by: emawkc | May 9, 2006 11:47 AM
Before and after pictures would make a bizarre photo album. I wonder if they would have a catalog for their customers to look through and choose the style they wanted. You think it's warranteed?
Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony | May 9, 2006 12:37 PM
Would definatly be a ho new experience.
Posted by: billT | May 9, 2006 10:13 PM
Getting your vagina cut and sewn, just screams "good sense".
Posted by: saskboy | May 10, 2006 07:18 PM
It makes you scream saskboy- I can personally testify to that. They cut me with my first baby, and I was on no drugs at all seeing as how I was delivered by mid-wives and they don't believe in that- so therefore I was aware enough when they stitched me back up to tell them to take an extra stitch or two so I think this makes me a pioneer in vaginoplasty. LMAO
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May 11, 2006 05:00 AM
i'm with Jason on this one.
Posted by: Tyler D | May 13, 2006 10:01 AM
A beaver cleaver, a muffin ajustin'...
Posted by: kevin | May 19, 2006 12:10 AM
well cosmetic surgery can suk too low, and jump too high too,
Posted by: surgery | June 28, 2006 12:37 PM