The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsI've Got A Complaint Alright
It seems that Boulder City Council has approved a $16,000 trial run for a hate hotline, which gives residents
"an opportunity to report incidents in which Boulderites use tactless language."Now what the heck does that mean?
Aw, you called me a doodie head. I'm going to report you because that was tactless.
Whatever.
Way to get people focusing on the negative rather than living for the positive.
And, one American Civil Liberties Union chairperson adds,
"Certainly, if it just provides an opportunity to call and have a welcome voice and some kinds of soothing response to their concerns, that would be fine. Speech is good."Ok then, I guess you can call this taxpayer's therapy. Perhaps Boulderites should call the darn thing on a daily basis - get their money's worth b*tching about other people.
You know, when I first started reading the article, I was thinking cool, this could be a story about a hotline where you could be berated by the person on the other end.
I was wrong and disappointed.
But... I guess you could pay a sex line to do the same thing for you, eh ;-D
Comments
Why wasn't I surprised that you would find a way to drag sex into this post? I thought it was only left-wingers that were obsessed with that subject.
Posted by: Chris Martin | May 18, 2006 12:52 PM
What a bunch of moronic moonbats!
Posted by: Doll | May 18, 2006 01:02 PM
New rule for people who make laws:
If you expect your law would do well as an article in an edition of The Onion, don't implement it.
Posted by: saskboy | May 18, 2006 08:11 PM
Geez, and I considered moving to Colorado at one time.
Posted by: Mark | May 18, 2006 09:53 PM
Lol, Chris, I just can't help myself.
True, true, saskboy.
Posted by: Sam | May 18, 2006 10:04 PM