Here Ya Go, Ya Wanker
Go ahead and click Do Me to read The Random Masturbation Synonym Generator.
Some of my favourites (although, I couldn't get through them all, and there may be some really good ones you'd like to share with us):
Attacking Oscar in the closet
Strummin' the one-eyed burping gecko
Emptying the testicular squatters
The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns






















Comments
One that didn't come up on the generator, that was -to the best of my knowledge coined by a friend-
is: "Boxing The Clown"
Posted by: David Drake | May 25, 2006 05:51 PM
Battling With Isaiah? That's weird.
Posted by: von | May 25, 2006 08:23 PM