The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsSleepy Time
Ya, I don't know about you, but that's one place I wouldn't be dozing off in.
Man falls asleep in coffin at funeral home.
Transient, or not, I'm sure the guy could have found a better place to take a snooze.
Heck, I'd sleep on the ground before I risked it in a funeral home coffin.
But, perhaps the guy realised he was out of luck after trying to get a decent nap at a Mall of America store that sells naps by the minute.
Yes, apparently, some joker thought they could run a business selling naps in the mall for 70 cents per minute.
The store only stayed in business for 6 months.
No sh*t, eh.
But, the fool who started the store isn't giving up so easily. He's going to try to pawn off his idea in a snooty upscale neighbourhood in Minneapolis.
I don't know about you, but I don't see too many Upchucks, I mean Starbucks drinkers heading on over to napland for a little shuteye.
Dude, they're wired from their trendy coffee, they aren't likely to require a quick catnap.
Okay, let's just say I don't think this business owner is the brightest star in the sky.
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I nap for free wherever I am. I'm a light enough sleeper to be jolted awake should the mortician begin to bury the coffin I fall asleep in.
Posted by: TheWriteJerry | May 23, 2006 10:38 AM
I think I will try selling air! Well people do buy water thses days.
I think the guy just wanted a deep sleep and not a dirt nap.
Posted by: Ole Blue The Heretic | May 23, 2006 12:35 PM
Sorry Ole Blue, it's been done.
Ya, believe it.
Posted by: Sam | May 23, 2006 12:49 PM
Now I will have to think of something else to sell to the gullible millions! LOL
Posted by: Ole Blue | May 24, 2006 08:36 AM