The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

This post submitted by Lostinlimaohio, and somehow magically approved by the no longer vacationing Sam.

For those of you who are not aware, my regular blogging isn't really all that funny. In fact, it's sort of depressing at best, and it's all serious and crime filled. Which is why I enjoy working for Sam so much, despite the low pay and bad health care.

I'm always looking for a new story to write up for my place, and one of my favorite spots to look is The Smoking Gun. Usually they have the court documents and mug shots of enough criminals that they have become a "regular source" for a lot of crime bloggers.

So, I'm over there today and I happen upon a real gem.

A goldmine.

Except, it's more slated towards the humor blogger than the crime blogger... and I just knew it'd fit in well with Sam's place.

Amber Mumma and Marcelo Gonzalez are in love... and not that sweet cuddling on the couch type of love. Nope these two horndogs are in the "doing it in the parking lot outside of the car in plain view of everyone" kind of love.

According to the police report, the intoxicated arrestees were spotted pressed up against a car in the parking lot of Peabody's Billiards as several onlookers (including one guy snapping away with a camera phone) watched their outdoor performance.

This story gets better... or worse depending on how you look at it. Sadly, I'm not sure what the rules are here at Sam's place regarding this type of stuff... so I can't give you all the, um, backdoor information on the case. I can, however, give you the link that takes you to the full police report.

Just don't be drinking anything while you read it.

This post submitted by Lostinlimaohio.