The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsThe Artichoke King
Sounds like a poorly made movie. Perhaps one that William Hung could star in.
It appears that William Hung, the terrible singer from American Idol, is being crowned the Artichoke King of Castroville.
Why Hung?
Their only reasoning is because they believed it would bring them exposure to the artichoke festival they are holding this summer.
Well, it did that. I'm laughing about it.
And, they say that Marilyn Monroe was their Artichoke Queen in 1947.
Wow, that would make for an odd couple if the timing were right, eh.
*shudder*
But, since you know how I enjoy feeding you Hung material, here's a link for you of some William Hung retarded remixes.
You know, artichokes leave a bad taste in my mouth, so I guess it's only fitting that Hung be king afterall.
Interpret that as you will (ugh).
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