The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

It seems a robber in London has been jailed for 4 years after he was convicted of attempted poop snatching.

A year ago, the robber tried to rob a lady by knife point, but was forced to flee without his "prize" because the bag he was after contained dog feces.

That was probably the sh*ttiest bungled robbery of his life.

The mugger-drug addict, David Carlisle, was told by the woman that the bag she had was full of her pet's poop, so "he fled empty-handed".

What I'd like to know is why she would say anything to the guy.

I'd gladly give him the cr*p, and then I'd be the one with the last laugh as he reaches in for his loot, only to come out with a hand full of poop.

Another classic poop caper.