The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

(I apologise, my scheduled items didn't publish when they were supposed to and my technical igor, MR.BIG, dropped the ball on posting it for me... at least these are my excuses and I'm sticking to it)

Now, back to This Guy's Loaded

Or, at least his diaper bag is.

Apparently, a man thought it would be a good idea to go for a leisurely stroll with a teenager and a baby while he did his drug dealing.

"About nine grams of marijuana were confiscated from Matthew Rowand, 22, of Albert Lea, and about 71 grams were confiscated from a baby bag being held by the juvenile female. The charges carry a maximum penalty of 25 years in prison and a $35,000 fine."

Ha ha.

So, let's take votes, was this the teen girl's father, boyfriend, or pimp?

My vote's on boyfriend due to the leisurely stroll together with their lovely "crack" baby and its pot filled diaper bag.

How sweet.

Really makes you have faith in society's future, eh.