The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

When it comes to low budget hair salons, many stylists have said that places like that hire those with the lowest test scores.

I think the haircuts speak for themselves.

Nonetheless, here's the top 10 possible slogans for these low budget salons:

1. Come for the bowl cut (off centered), stay for the obnoxious pleasantries.
2. No two haircuts alike!
3. Hey, at least our stylists passed the test.
4. Disappointing customers since 1982.
5. If you're bald, we'll still find a way to mess it up.
6. Aw come on, give us a chance.
7. Visit us today and get the ultra modern beehive look!
8. If you're a fan of the Three Stooges cuts, then you'll love us!
9. We use only the finest quality No Name products.
10. *NOW* with half the accidental hair fires!

Bonus: Home of the Mullet!