The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Yes, PERV has been on hiatus for a few weeks now while your magnificent pres. recharged her batteries (to her Humvee SUV that she uses to plow down her dinner - more fun than using a shotgun to bag a deer) - (ya right, I wish I had a Hummer, lol).

Actually, your glorious pres. has been busy perplexing over why the heck Paul McCartney is so persistantly opposed to animal testing when his own wife, Linda, used animal testing in her battle against breast cancer.

Yes, this still confounds me.

I am completely befuddled how he can state, “I wish that the government would step into the 21st century and recognize that animal tests are unreliable and cruel�.

This is so ignorant to reality.

Animal testing is not unreliable; I know for certain that I'm not going to go blind when I accidentally spray hairspray in my eyes or choke when I get some make up in my mouth.

;-D

Anyhow, I'm getting off topic here. This is a PERV meeting, so let's get to the meat of the issue.

I've been thinking lately that it would be a good idea to recognise those who do not rely upon vegetables as their main source of food energy. Eating vegetables is wrong, most definately, so let's acknowledge and revere those who eat meat. Hence, we've come up with a new strategy to support meat eaters.

We here at PERV have once again decided to follow in the footsteps of our nemesis, PETA, by announcing a vote for the "World's Sexiest Meatatarian".

First, however, we need to make up a list of those who we know are, or are believed to be, meat eaters.

In other words, don't use celebs from the GoVeg list since they claim to be strictly vegitarian.

In the comment section below, please nominate a male, female, or both whom you believe is/are the "World's Sexiest Meatatarian". One female and one male will be chosen as winners.

After everyone's had time to get their nominations in, I will collaborate the nominees, set up a voting poll, and by mid-next week, there should be some voting going on.

Let's make it a good one!

You can even nominate someone who's not in the public eye (yourself even), as long as you send in a non-offensive (no nudity or obscene images) photo of the person to be displayed upon voting/winning (photo dimensions: no greater than 450 x 450 pixels).

I may even add a few nominations myself later on.

Who will be the WORLD'S SEXIEST MEATATARIAN?

PERVs love veggies (sometimes a little too much)!

VIVA LA PERV!

Meeting Adjourned.

Thanks goes to VP Diane's Stuff for the logo.

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