The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

There is a penis painter in Australia, and no he doesn't paint penises, he paints WITH his penis.

Yes, Tim Patch chose to paint using his shlong as a paintbrush after a friend of his encouraged him.

But, his father doesn't seem too pleased with it (and I don't blame him), with his only response to it all was "oh dear, oh dear, oh dear".

Right now, his art work, including one of Australian Prime Minister John Howard and one of opposition leader Kim Beazley, can be found at the Aussie Sexpo.

Forget the painting, let's hear more about this Sexpo thing!

Intriguing.

And, I don't know about you, but I highly doubt that in the future, they'll be saying, "wow, that's a Tim Patch original" or "I'm the proud owner of a Tim Patch painting".

I seriously think this guy should change his name to Dick Johnson; it would go so well with his "art".

But, this is not a totally unique idea. In my art classes, I did hear of women using their breasts as their painting tool.

Hmmm... now there's a thought, lol.

Maybe I could sell some Samantha Burns originals that way.

And, surfing around, I did find an example of this unique art; and hey, you could even say this is the breast painting you saw.