The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsZookeepers At It Again
What the h*ll is with zookeepers experimenting on their animals?
In an article, it was reported that
Monkeys and apes in Budapest's Zoo drink their way through 55 litres of red wine each year, albeit in small quantities each day, to help boost their red blood cells, the zoo said on Monday.Ya, so what, in a year from now or something, they're going to be griping that they can't get their monkeys and apes to stop drinkin'."Obviously, they do not have it all at once and get drunk, but they get it in small amounts mixed in their tea," Hanga said.
And, bull-f*cking-sh*t that they need it to boost their red blood cells. Like there's red wine in their natural frickin' habitat.
Hey bozos, there's no f*cking AA for primates, eh. You morons.
You know, Dragonlady's World put her opinion in on such matters so eloquently almost a year ago when zookeepers in China were trying to get a chimp to quit smoking:
Hey, here's a suggestion. Don't give the chimp cigarettes!I really have little to add.Assclowns.
Here's a suggestion to those zookeeps in Budapest. Don't give the monkeys and apes wine!
Double a$$clowns.
Comments
Why are you coming down so hard Sam?
A couple of smokes, some grog and a puff on the old peace pipe is probably what those primates need to get through their captivity.
It's when the keepers start giving them smack and playing Velvet Underground to them, that we should start worrying.
Posted by: peemil | May 31, 2006 11:27 AM
Techno monkeys, oiy
Posted by: Sam | May 31, 2006 05:19 PM
Smokin' chimps? What arse started that???
Posted by: Butch | May 31, 2006 07:04 PM
"Smokin' chimps? What arse started that???"
Just be glad the monkeys aren't smoking from their arses.
Posted by: peemil | June 1, 2006 03:34 AM
LOL I had forgotten all about the smoking chimp!
So, I was using the "health benefits" of a glass of wine per night for a while until the hubby reminded me that I could get those same benefits from non-alcoholic grape juice.
Yep, assclowns indeed. :-)
Posted by: DragonLady | June 2, 2006 06:15 PM